Battle #778 (F): Twi, SliTRI, SliCUS vs SirGoo

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 64 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 576/1207 MP: 19/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Diseased (16) Shield (4) Meditation (9) Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 458/500 MP: 68/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Shield (1) Diseased (14)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1357/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 111 Agi: 123 Int: 127 Entranced (3) Shrunk (3) Diseased (14)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 576/1207 MP: 19/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Diseased (16) Shield (4) Meditation (9) Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (13)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1357/2250 MP: 128/500 Str: 111 Agi: 123 Int: 95 Entranced (3) Shrunk (3) Diseased (14) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Twinconclusive into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 152 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 424/1207 MP: 43/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Diseased (16) Shield (4) Meditation (9) Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (13)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1347/2250 MP: 81/500 Str: 111 Agi: 123 Int: 95 Entranced (2) Shrunk (2) Diseased (13) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 63 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 374/1207 MP: 16/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Diseased (15) Shield (3) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (13)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1284/2250 MP: 81/500 Str: 111 Agi: 123 Int: 95 Entranced (2) Shrunk (2) Diseased (13) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 374/1207 MP: 16/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Diseased (15) Shield (3) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 438/500 MP: 18/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (12)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1284/2250 MP: 100/500 Str: 111 Agi: 123 Int: 95 Off Guard (4) Entranced (2) Shrunk (2) Diseased (13) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 84 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 290/1207 MP: 40/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Diseased (15) Shield (3) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 438/500 MP: 18/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (12)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1274/2250 MP: 53/500 Str: 111 Agi: 123 Int: 95 Off Guard (3) Entranced (1) Shrunk (1) Diseased (12) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 102 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 240/1167 MP: 13/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Diseased (14) Shield (2) Meditation (7)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 438/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (12)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1172/2250 MP: 53/500 Str: 111 Agi: 49 Int: 95 Off Guard (3) Entranced (1) Shrunk (1) Diseased (12) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 240/1167 MP: 37/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Diseased (14) Shield (2) Meditation (7)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 428/500 MP: 108/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (11)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1172/2250 MP: 53/500 Str: 111 Agi: 49 Int: 95 Off Guard (3) Entranced (1) Shrunk (1) Diseased (12) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 230/1167 MP: 36/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Diseased (13) Shield (1) Meditation (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 428/500 MP: 123/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (11)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1172/2250 MP: 53/500 Str: 111 Agi: 49 Int: 95 Off Guard (3) Entranced (11) Shrunk (1) Diseased (12) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 29 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 230/1167 MP: 36/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Diseased (13) Shield (1) Meditation (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 418/500 MP: 103/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (10)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1143/2250 MP: 72/500 Str: 111 Agi: 49 Int: 95 Off Guard (3) Entranced (11) Shrunk (1) Diseased (12) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 79 damage! Twinconclusive loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 151/1167 MP: 58/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Diseased (13) Shield (1) Meditation (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 418/500 MP: 103/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (10)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1133/2250 MP: 25/500 Str: 148 Agi: 65 Int: 126 Off Guard (2) Entranced (10) Diseased (11) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Sir Goowain in the forehead!

Sir Goowain takes 162 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 141/1167 MP: 11/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Diseased (12) Meditation (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 418/500 MP: 118/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (10)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 971/2250 MP: 25/500 Str: 148 Agi: 65 Int: 116 Off Guard (2) Entranced (10) Diseased (11) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 141/1167 MP: 11/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Diseased (12) Meditation (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (9)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 916/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 148 Agi: 65 Int: 106 Off Guard (2) Entranced (10) Diseased (11) Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 106 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 141/1167 MP: 33/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Diseased (12) Meditation (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (9)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 906/2250 MP: 157/500 Str: 148 Agi: 65 Int: 106 Off Guard (1) Entranced (9) Diseased (10) Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 102 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 131/1167 MP: 6/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Diseased (11) Meditation (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (9)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 804/2250 MP: 157/500 Str: 148 Agi: 65 Int: 106 Off Guard (1) Entranced (9) Diseased (10) Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!