Battle #777 (F): Twi, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 143 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 117/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 226/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (3) Diseased (14) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 125/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1624/2250 MP: 140/500 Str: 149 Agi: 61 Int: 124 Stupefied (4) Diseased (14) Entranced (6) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 117/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 351/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (3) Diseased (14) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1624/2250 MP: 164/500 Str: 149 Agi: 61 Int: 124 Stupefied (4) Diseased (14) Entranced (6) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot GOLEM. Slimebot GOLEM becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 117/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 351/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (3) Diseased (14) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1614/2250 MP: 166/500 Str: 149 Agi: 152 Int: 124 Stupefied (3) Diseased (13) Entranced (5) Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 60 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 143/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 351/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (3) Diseased (14) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 240/540 MP: 116/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20) Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1604/2250 MP: 113/500 Str: 149 Agi: 152 Int: 124 Stupefied (2) Diseased (12) Entranced (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 80 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 116/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 351/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (3) Diseased (14) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 240/540 MP: 116/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20) Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1524/2250 MP: 113/500 Str: 149 Agi: 152 Int: 124 Stupefied (2) Diseased (12) Entranced (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 116/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 341/500 MP: 63/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2) Diseased (13) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 240/540 MP: 131/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20) Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1524/2250 MP: 113/500 Str: 111 Agi: 114 Int: 93 Stupefied (2) Diseased (12) Entranced (4) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Twinconclusive is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 142/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 341/500 MP: 63/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2) Diseased (13) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 190/540 MP: 87/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1524/2250 MP: 113/500 Str: 111 Agi: 114 Int: 93 Stupefied (2) Diseased (12) Entranced (4) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 130 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 115/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 341/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2) Diseased (13) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 190/540 MP: 87/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1394/2250 MP: 113/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 93 Stupefied (2) Diseased (12) Paralyzed (6) Entranced (4) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on Sir Goowain from both directions. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 115/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 331/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1) Diseased (12) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 190/540 MP: 102/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1394/2250 MP: 113/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 93 Stupefied (2) Diseased (12) Paralyzed (6) Entranced (4) Shrunk (4) Off Guard (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 115/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 456/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1) Diseased (12) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 40/540 MP: 93/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Slime Loss (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1394/2250 MP: 131/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 93 Stupefied (2) Diseased (12) Paralyzed (6) Entranced (4) Shrunk (4) Off Guard (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot GOLEM from both sides!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 63 damage! Slimebot GOLEM has been eliminated!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 141/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 456/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1) Diseased (12) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1384/2250 MP: 111/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 93 Stupefied (1) Diseased (11) Paralyzed (5) Entranced (3) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 140/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (1) Mirror Sheen (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 456/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1) Diseased (12) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1384/2250 MP: 111/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 93 Stupefied (1) Diseased (11) Paralyzed (5) Entranced (13) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 134 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 140/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (1) Mirror Sheen (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 446/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (11) Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1250/2250 MP: 127/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 83 Stupefied (1) Diseased (11) Paralyzed (5) Entranced (13) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 56 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 166/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (1) Mirror Sheen (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 390/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Diseased (11) Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1240/2250 MP: 80/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 110 Diseased (10) Paralyzed (4) Entranced (12) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 967/1167 MP: 162/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80 Mirror Sheen (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Diseased (11) Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1240/2250 MP: 80/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 110 Diseased (10) Paralyzed (4) Entranced (12) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!