Battle #777 (F): Twi, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #777: Twinconclusive, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain?

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Have at it!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 62 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 66/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 438/540 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 51 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 39/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 438/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2199/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 39/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 398/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2199/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is covered with a metallic sheen.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 55/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 398/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2199/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 52/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 398/540 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2199/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 38 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 52/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 358/540 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 58/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2161/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive is covered with a metallic sheen.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 52/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10) Shield (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 358/540 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2161/2250 MP: 76/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 78/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10) Shield (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 358/540 MP: 13/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Shield (5) Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2151/2250 MP: 54/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive delivers a quick one-two to Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 56 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 63/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (9) Shield (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 358/540 MP: 28/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Shield (5) Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2095/2250 MP: 54/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 63/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (9) Shield (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 308/540 MP: 103/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Shield (4) Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 51/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2095/2250 MP: 54/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Twinconclusive's body!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 63/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (9) Shield (5) Looking Sharp (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 308/540 MP: 103/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Shield (4) Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2095/2250 MP: 93/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead! FUMBLE!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 23 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 89/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (9) Shield (5) Looking Sharp (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/540 MP: 103/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Shield (4) Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2085/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Paralyzed (1) Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 88/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (8) Shield (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 285/540 MP: 118/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Shield (4) Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2085/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 185 Paralyzed (1) Diseased (18) Entranced (10)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 88/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (8) Shield (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 235/500 MP: 88/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Shield (3) Diseased (18)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2085/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 112 Agi: 46 Int: 138 Paralyzed (1) Diseased (18) Shrunk (4) Entranced (10)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Show us your moves!
Battle!