Battle #771 (F): Twi, SliTRI vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #771: Twinconclusive, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain gets the jump. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 188 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 66/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 312/540 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 63/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 312/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 29 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 63/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 272/540 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2221/2250 MP: 76/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 89/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 272/540 MP: 25/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2221/2250 MP: 54/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain. FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain bounces away, unharmed.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 75/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 272/540 MP: 40/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2221/2250 MP: 54/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 195
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 75/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 222/540 MP: 3/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5) Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2221/2250 MP: 83/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 146 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 341 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot TRICKSTER faints!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 101/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2171/2250 MP: 48/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 146 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 41 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 139/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (8) Doublesize (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2130/2250 MP: 48/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 146 Slow Leak (3) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 189 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 328/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (7) Doublesize (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2130/2250 MP: 77/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 146 Slow Leak (3) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 161 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1006/1207 MP: 328/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Slime Loss (7) Meditation (7) Doublesize (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2115/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 146 Slow Leak (2) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 66 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 77 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 83 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 71 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 72 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 966/1207 MP: 241/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Slime Loss (6) Meditation (6) Doublesize (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1746/2250 MP: 53/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 146 Slow Leak (2) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain spews toxic goo all over Twinconclusive! Twinconclusive becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 966/1207 MP: 293/328 Str: 295 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Slime Loss (6) Meditation (6) Doublesize (1) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1731/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 146 Slow Leak (1) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 81 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 62 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 70 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 68 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 68 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 916/1207 MP: 206/328 Str: 147 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Slime Loss (5) Meditation (5) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1382/2250 MP: 60/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 146 Slow Leak (1) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Twinconclusive at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 280 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 636/1207 MP: 206/328 Str: 147 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Slime Loss (5) Meditation (5) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1317/2250 MP: 54/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 146 Stupefied (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!