Battle #770 (F): Twi, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #770: Twinconclusive, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is first to attack. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 73 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 66/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 427/540 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive closes its eyes and starts chanting. Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 63/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 427/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 63/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 387/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive looks charged up!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 188/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 387/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 214/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 387/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 50 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 200/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (9) Doublesize (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 387/540 MP: 53/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 200/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (9) Doublesize (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 337/540 MP: 25/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot GOLEM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 252/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (9) Doublesize (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 462/540 MP: 25/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2190/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 143 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 152 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 131 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 120 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 139 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 129 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 165/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (8) Doublesize (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 462/540 MP: 25/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1376/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 55 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 165/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (8) Doublesize (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 345/540 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 462/540 MP: 40/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1366/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (18) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 32 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 165/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (8) Doublesize (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 345/540 MP: 52/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 412/540 MP: 20/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Diseased (18)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1334/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (18) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot TRICKSTER's body!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 217/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (8) Doublesize (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 305/540 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 412/540 MP: 20/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Diseased (18) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1334/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (18) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 119 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 135 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 128 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 119 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 130/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (7) Doublesize (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 305/540 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 412/540 MP: 20/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Diseased (18) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 833/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (18) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot GOLEM. Slimebot GOLEM becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 130/328 Str: 300 Agi: 230 Int: 260 Meditation (7) Doublesize (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 305/540 MP: 26/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Diseased (20)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 412/540 MP: 35/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Diseased (18) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 823/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (17) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!