Battle #764 (F): JamPai, LeT, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #764: James Paige, LeTrompe, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 50/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Candy Cane Power Belt

LeTrompe	Status HP: 335/335 MP: 50/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain gets the jump. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds LeTrompe! CRITICAL HIT!

LeTrompe takes 211 damage! LeTrompe bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 68/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Candy Cane Power Belt

LeTrompe	Status HP: 124/375 MP: 50/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34 Slime Loss (7)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 90 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 36/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Candy Cane Power Belt

LeTrompe	Status HP: 124/375 MP: 50/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34 Slime Loss (7)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2160/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 36/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Looking Sharp (5)
Candy Cane Power Belt

LeTrompe	Status HP: 124/375 MP: 56/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34 Slime Loss (7)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2160/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

LeTrompe advances!
Battle!

LeTrompe is gathering energy. LeTrompe gains 34 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 54/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Looking Sharp (5)
Candy Cane Power Belt

LeTrompe	Status HP: 84/375 MP: 90/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34 Slime Loss (6)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2160/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 46/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (10) Looking Sharp (4)
Candy Cane Power Belt

LeTrompe	Status HP: 84/375 MP: 90/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34 Slime Loss (6)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2160/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to James Paige. James Paige looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 171/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (10) Looking Sharp (4)
Candy Cane Power Belt

LeTrompe	Status HP: 84/375 MP: 90/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34 Slime Loss (6)
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2160/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into LeTrompe!

LeTrompe takes 122 damage! LeTrompe collapses!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 199/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (10) Looking Sharp (4)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2160/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige whacks Sir Goowain with a candy cane.

Sir Goowain takes 49 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sir Goowain's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 173/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (9) Looking Sharp (3)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 35/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2111/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Goodwill (2) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto James Paige. James Paige is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 173/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (9) Looking Sharp (3) Shield (6)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2111/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Goodwill (2) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain spews toxic goo all over Slimebot GOLEM! Slimebot GOLEM becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 201/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (9) Looking Sharp (3) Shield (6)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (30)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2111/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 72 damage! Sir Goowain bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 143/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (2) Shield (5)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (30)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2039/2290 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slime Loss (4) Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto slimeself. Slimebot GOLEM is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 143/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (2) Shield (5)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Shield (6) Diseased (29)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2039/2290 MP: 103/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slime Loss (4) Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Slimebot GOLEM into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 173 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 171/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (2) Shield (5)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 317/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Shield (6) Diseased (29)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1999/2290 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slime Loss (3) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 165 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 105/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (7) Looking Sharp (1) Shield (4)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 317/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Shield (6) Diseased (29)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1834/2290 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slime Loss (3) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!