Battle #763 (F): LeT, SliTRI vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #763: LeTrompe, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sludgehammer!

LeTrompe	Status HP: 335/335 MP: 50/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First strike goes to Sludgehammer. Come out fighting!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into LeTrompe.

LeTrompe takes 282 damage!

LeTrompe	Status HP: 53/335 MP: 50/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 50 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

LeTrompe	Status HP: 53/335 MP: 56/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 850/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

LeTrompe! Show us your moves!
Battle!

LeTrompe whacks Sludgehammer with a candy cane.

Sludgehammer takes 28 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

LeTrompe	Status HP: 53/335 MP: 30/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 822/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sludgehammer an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sludgehammer's mind.

LeTrompe	Status HP: 53/335 MP: 30/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 11/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 822/900 MP: 19/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Goodwill (2) Stupefied (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

LeTrompe	Status HP: 53/335 MP: 36/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 11/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 822/900 MP: 94/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Goodwill (1) Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

LeTrompe is just getting started!
Battle!

LeTrompe whacks Sludgehammer with a candy cane.

Sludgehammer takes 28 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

LeTrompe	Status HP: 53/335 MP: 10/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 794/900 MP: 94/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Goodwill (3) Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

LeTrompe	Status HP: 53/335 MP: 10/95 Str: 34 Agi: 32 Int: 34
Candy Cane Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 101/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 794/900 MP: 109/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Goodwill (3) Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sludgehammer splits into four and slams into LeTrompe from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

LeTrompe takes 159 damage! LeTrompe cries out in defeat!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 794/900 MP: 84/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (1) Goodwill (2) Stupefied (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer becomes violently ill!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 89/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 794/900 MP: 99/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (1) Goodwill (2) Stupefied (4) Diseased (20)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 123 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER drops its guard!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 377/500 MP: 89/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 784/900 MP: 48/333 Str: 195 Agi: 180 Int: 75 Goodwill (1) Stupefied (3) Diseased (19)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 377/500 MP: 104/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 774/900 MP: 123/333 Str: 195 Agi: 180 Int: 75 Stupefied (2) Diseased (18)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sludgehammer from behind. Sludgehammer drops its guard!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 377/500 MP: 76/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 774/900 MP: 138/333 Str: 195 Agi: 180 Int: 75 Off Guard (4) Stupefied (2) Diseased (18)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 250 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 127/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 764/900 MP: 72/333 Str: 195 Agi: 180 Int: 75 Off Guard (3) Stupefied (1) Diseased (17)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 136 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 127/500 MP: 74/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 628/900 MP: 72/333 Str: 195 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (1) Diseased (17)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!