Battle #749 (F): JamPai vs Twi, SliTRI

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 461/1035 MP: 19/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 95 Stupefied (6) Meditation (9)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1049/1157 MP: 76/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 120 Meditation (8) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige's body jiggles hypnotically. Twinconclusive is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 461/1035 MP: 13/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 95 Stupefied (5) Meditation (8)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1049/1157 MP: 76/323 Str: 150 Agi: 34 Int: 110 Meditation (8) Paralyzed (3) Entranced (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 61/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plants a lightning rod into James Paige and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 109 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 352/1035 MP: 13/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 95 Stupefied (5) Meditation (8) Paralyzed (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1049/1157 MP: 98/323 Str: 150 Agi: 34 Int: 110 Meditation (8) Paralyzed (3) Entranced (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive purges slimeself's effects. Twinconclusive's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 352/1035 MP: 13/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 95 Stupefied (5) Meditation (8) Paralyzed (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1049/1157 MP: 98/323 Str: 150 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Meditation (8)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 352/1035 MP: 13/515 Str: 105 Agi: 31 Int: 71 Stupefied (5) Meditation (8) Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1049/1157 MP: 122/323 Str: 150 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Meditation (8)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 14/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 16 damage!

James Paige takes 19 damage!

James Paige takes 17 damage!

James Paige takes 14 damage!

James Paige takes 20 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 266/1035 MP: 27/515 Str: 105 Agi: 31 Int: 71 Stupefied (5) Meditation (8) Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1049/1157 MP: 35/323 Str: 150 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Meditation (7)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 14/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 71 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 266/1035 MP: 98/515 Str: 105 Agi: 31 Int: 71 Stupefied (4) Meditation (7) Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1049/1157 MP: 35/323 Str: 150 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Meditation (7)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 266/1035 MP: 98/515 Str: 105 Agi: 31 Int: 71 Stupefied (4) Meditation (7) Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1049/1157 MP: 59/323 Str: 150 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Meditation (7)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 104/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive punches James Paige in the face!

James Paige takes 61 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 205/1035 MP: 112/515 Str: 105 Agi: 31 Int: 71 Stupefied (4) Meditation (7) Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1049/1157 MP: 54/323 Str: 150 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Meditation (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 104/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige punches Twinconclusive in the face!

Twinconclusive takes 26 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 205/1035 MP: 102/515 Str: 105 Agi: 31 Int: 71 Stupefied (3) Meditation (6) Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1023/1157 MP: 54/323 Str: 150 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Meditation (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 119/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 52 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 153/1035 MP: 102/515 Str: 105 Agi: 31 Int: 61 Stupefied (3) Meditation (6) Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1023/1157 MP: 78/323 Str: 150 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Meditation (6)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 79/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive charges its energy to the MAX, then rushes towards James Paige! But Twinconclusive stumbles and releases the energy prematurely! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 238 damage! Twinconclusive is unable to defend the blow! James Paige has been eliminated!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 79/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive submits! Twinconclusive's team wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 54 Slimebucks!
Slimebot TRICKSTER wins 84 Slimebucks!