Battle #749 (F): JamPai vs Twi, SliTRI

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #749: James Paige vs Twinconclusive, Slimebot TRICKSTER!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 50/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 50/323 Str: 150 Agi: 110 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive goes first. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into James Paige and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 166 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 869/1035 MP: 50/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 91 Paralyzed (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 23/323 Str: 150 Agi: 110 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 869/1035 MP: 63/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 68 Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 23/323 Str: 150 Agi: 110 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 43 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 869/1035 MP: 31/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 68 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 23/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 70 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes James Paige over the head with the idiot stick. (James Paige had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 153 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 716/1035 MP: 31/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 58 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 37/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 70 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive closes its eyes and starts chanting. Twinconclusive feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 716/1035 MP: 42/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 58 Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 34/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 120 Paralyzed (2) Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 47 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 716/1035 MP: 10/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 58 Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 34/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 120 Paralyzed (2) Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 18/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 716/1035 MP: 10/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 58 Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 58/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 120 Paralyzed (2) Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive delivers a quick one-two to James Paige.

James Paige takes 48 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 668/1035 MP: 21/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 58 Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 43/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 120 Paralyzed (1) Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige sprays slimeself in the face. Smells nice! James Paige looks a little more normal now.

James Paige	Status HP: 668/1035 MP: 15/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 77
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 43/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 120 Paralyzed (1) Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 668/1035 MP: 7/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 127 Meditation (10)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 43/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 120 Paralyzed (1) Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 108/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 49 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 619/1035 MP: 7/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 127 Meditation (10)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 67/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 120 Paralyzed (1) Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 68/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive purges slimeself's effects. Twinconclusive's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 619/1035 MP: 7/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 127 Meditation (10)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 91/323 Str: 150 Agi: 110 Int: 120 Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 68/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive knocks James Paige onto its back with a fierce uppercut!

James Paige takes 158 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 461/1035 MP: 32/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 127 Meditation (10)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1114/1157 MP: 76/323 Str: 150 Agi: 110 Int: 120 Meditation (8)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 68/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 65 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 461/1035 MP: 0/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 127 Meditation (9)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1049/1157 MP: 76/323 Str: 150 Agi: 44 Int: 120 Meditation (8) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 453/500 MP: 83/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!