Battle #745 (F): JamPai, JamClo vs Twi

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #745: James Paige vs Twinconclusive!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 50/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
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Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 50/323 Str: 130 Agi: 90 Int: 50 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

First up is Twinconclusive. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Twinconclusive closes its eyes and starts chanting. Twinconclusive feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 68/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
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Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 47/323 Str: 130 Agi: 90 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 88/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (10)
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Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 47/323 Str: 130 Agi: 90 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 141 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 229/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (9)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 67/323 Str: 130 Agi: 90 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 257/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (9)
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Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 172/323 Str: 130 Agi: 90 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 141 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 398/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (8)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 192/323 Str: 130 Agi: 90 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Twinconclusive's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 426/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (8)
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Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 171/323 Str: 130 Agi: 90 Int: 100 Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (5)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 517/1035 MP: 251/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (7)
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James Clone	Status HP: 517/517 MP: 125/257 Str: 70 Agi: 52 Int: 70 Meditation (8)
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Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 191/323 Str: 130 Agi: 90 Int: 100 Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (5)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 82 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1035 MP: 251/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Meditation (7) Paralyzed (3)
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James Clone	Status HP: 517/517 MP: 139/257 Str: 70 Agi: 52 Int: 70 Meditation (8)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 164/323 Str: 130 Agi: 90 Int: 100 Meditation (7) Looking Sharp (4)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

James Clone is just getting started!
Battle!

James Clone rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 41 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1035 MP: 251/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Meditation (7) Paralyzed (3)
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James Clone	Status HP: 517/517 MP: 121/257 Str: 70 Agi: 52 Int: 70 Meditation (7)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1116/1157 MP: 164/323 Str: 130 Agi: 36 Int: 100 Meditation (7) Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

What will James Clone do next?
Battle!

James Clone plants a lightning rod into Twinconclusive and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 128 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1035 MP: 279/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Meditation (7) Paralyzed (3)
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James Clone	Status HP: 517/517 MP: 89/257 Str: 70 Agi: 52 Int: 70 Meditation (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 988/1157 MP: 164/323 Str: 130 Agi: 36 Int: 100 Meditation (7) Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (9)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 435/1035 MP: 274/515 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (7)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 517/517 MP: 89/257 Str: 70 Agi: 52 Int: 70 Meditation (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 988/1157 MP: 184/323 Str: 130 Agi: 36 Int: 100 Meditation (7) Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (9)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 55 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 380/1035 MP: 274/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Meditation (7) Paralyzed (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 517/517 MP: 103/257 Str: 70 Agi: 52 Int: 70 Meditation (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 988/1157 MP: 157/323 Str: 130 Agi: 36 Int: 100 Meditation (6) Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (8)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

James Clone advances!
Battle!

James Clone's body jiggles hypnotically. Twinconclusive is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 380/1035 MP: 302/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Meditation (7) Paralyzed (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

James Clone	Status HP: 517/517 MP: 97/257 Str: 70 Agi: 52 Int: 70 Meditation (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 988/1157 MP: 157/323 Str: 130 Agi: 26 Int: 90 Meditation (6) Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (8) Entranced (6)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 125 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 380/1035 MP: 236/515 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Meditation (6) Paralyzed (2)
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James Clone	Status HP: 517/517 MP: 97/257 Str: 70 Agi: 52 Int: 70 Meditation (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 863/1157 MP: 175/323 Str: 130 Agi: 26 Int: 90 Meditation (6) Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (8) Off Guard (2) Entranced (6)
Victory Sword Angel Bracer

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!