Battle #700 (F): Mitosis Menousis

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Surlaw.

Surlaw takes 98 damage!

Surlaw	Status HP: 173/1018 MP: 138/290 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 167/1092 MP: 39/249 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 332/1032 MP: 35/513 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Paralyzed (4) Meditation (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

From the shadows, Rock & Roll Sentai!
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai plants a lightning rod into Surlaw and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Surlaw takes 156 damage! Surlaw feels all tingly!

Surlaw	Status HP: 17/1018 MP: 161/290 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (7)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 167/1092 MP: 12/249 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 332/1032 MP: 35/513 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Paralyzed (4) Meditation (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Surlaw is ready to fight!
Battle!

Surlaw punches Rock & Roll Sentai in the face!

Rock & Roll Sentai takes 37 damage!

Surlaw	Status HP: 17/1018 MP: 156/290 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 130/1092 MP: 12/249 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 332/1032 MP: 63/513 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Paralyzed (4) Meditation (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Surlaw! FUMBLE!

Surlaw takes 8 damage!

Surlaw	Status HP: 9/1018 MP: 156/290 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 130/1092 MP: 40/249 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 332/1032 MP: 48/513 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Paralyzed (3) Meditation (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Rock & Roll Sentai is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, Surlaw.

Surlaw takes 69 damage! Rock & Roll Sentai recovers some HP. Surlaw is defeated!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 170/1092 MP: 11/249 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 332/1032 MP: 76/513 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Paralyzed (3) Meditation (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Rock & Roll Sentai.

Rock & Roll Sentai takes 100 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 70/1092 MP: 39/249 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 332/1032 MP: 10/513 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Paralyzed (2) Meditation (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

It's time for Rock & Roll Sentai.
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, James Paige.

James Paige takes 58 damage! Rock & Roll Sentai recovers some HP.

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 110/1092 MP: 10/249 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 274/1032 MP: 38/513 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 141 Paralyzed (2) Meditation (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Rock & Roll Sentai.

Rock & Roll Sentai takes 37 damage! Rock & Roll Sentai feels all tingly!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 73/1092 MP: 38/249 Str: 135 Agi: 50 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 274/1032 MP: 6/513 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 91 Paralyzed (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Rock & Roll Sentai! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 81 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 73/1092 MP: 11/249 Str: 135 Agi: 50 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 193/1032 MP: 24/513 Str: 140 Agi: 42 Int: 91 Paralyzed (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige plunges a straw into Rock & Roll Sentai and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Rock & Roll Sentai takes 26 damage! James Paige starts sapping Rock & Roll Sentai's MP!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 47/1092 MP: 11/249 Str: 135 Agi: 50 Int: 140 Sapped (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 193/1032 MP: 22/513 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Sapping (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 91 MP!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 47/1092 MP: 39/249 Str: 135 Agi: 50 Int: 140 Sapped (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 193/1032 MP: 125/513 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Sapping (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Watch out! Rock & Roll Sentai is up.
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, James Paige. FUMBLE!

James Paige simply laughs at the attempt!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 47/1092 MP: 0/249 Str: 135 Agi: 50 Int: 140 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 193/1032 MP: 143/513 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Sapping (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Rock & Roll Sentai.

Rock & Roll Sentai takes 53 damage! Rock & Roll Sentai bleeds slime! That's it for Rock & Roll Sentai!

James Paige	Status HP: 193/1032 MP: 97/513 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Sapping (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 239 Slimebucks!