Battle #706 (F): Spo, SliTRI vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #706: Spoonweaver, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sludgehammer!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1274/1274 MP: 50/326 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Slimebot TRICKSTER with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 477 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1274/1274 MP: 50/326 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 23/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 57 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1274/1274 MP: 63/326 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 23/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 843/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 66 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1274/1274 MP: 134/326 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 23/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 843/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sludgehammer an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sludgehammer's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1274/1274 MP: 147/326 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 23/500 MP: 11/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 843/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Sludgehammer takes 95 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 86 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 114 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 111 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 85 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1274/1274 MP: 60/326 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 23/500 MP: 11/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 352/900 MP: 19/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Sludgehammer for the next attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 59 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER surrenders!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1274/1274 MP: 73/326 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 352/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 66 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1274/1274 MP: 144/326 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 352/900 MP: 19/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1274/1274 MP: 157/326 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 352/900 MP: 94/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 75 Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Sludgehammer takes 89 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 83 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 116 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 126 damage! Sludgehammer falls!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1274/1274 MP: 70/326 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver's team wins the battle!
Spoonweaver wins 91 Slimebucks!
Slimebot TRICKSTER wins 121 Slimebucks!