Battle #685 (F): Spo, SliTRI vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #685: Spoonweaver, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sludgehammer?

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 50/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Ready? Fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 251 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 50/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sludgehammer an incredibly stupid joke.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 63/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 90 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 36/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 810/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sludgehammer and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 39 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sludgehammer's MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 49/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 771/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 66 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 120/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 771/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 120/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 771/900 MP: 116/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 133/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 771/900 MP: 116/333 Str: 150 Agi: 54 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3) Shrunk (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Sludgehammer takes 120 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 95 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 86 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 90 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 89 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 46/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 291/900 MP: 131/333 Str: 150 Agi: 54 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3) Shrunk (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 176 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 46/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 73/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 291/900 MP: 57/333 Str: 150 Agi: 54 Int: 75 Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 59/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 73/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 291/900 MP: 57/333 Str: 150 Agi: 54 Int: 75 Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 66 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 130/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 73/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 291/900 MP: 72/333 Str: 150 Agi: 54 Int: 75 Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from both sides! FUMBLE!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 28 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 130/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 45/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 291/900 MP: 54/333 Str: 150 Agi: 135 Int: 75 Sapped (1) Shrunk (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 66 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER falls!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 143/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 291/900 MP: 31/333 Str: 150 Agi: 135 Int: 75 Shrunk (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Sludgehammer takes 87 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 75 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 79 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 74 damage! Sludgehammer limps off the battlefield!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1044/1044 MP: 56/326 Str: 116 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver's team wins the battle!
Spoonweaver wins 96 Slimebucks!
Slimebot TRICKSTER wins 121 Slimebucks!