Battle #682 (F): Spades ahoy...

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 100 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER faints!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 153/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1964/2250 MP: 7/500 Str: 153 Agi: 180 Int: 141 Off Guard (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 106 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 146/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1858/2250 MP: 35/500 Str: 153 Agi: 180 Int: 141 Off Guard (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain spews toxic goo all over Twinconclusive! Twinconclusive becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 156/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 50 Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1858/2250 MP: 13/500 Str: 153 Agi: 180 Int: 141 Off Guard (1) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1137/1147 MP: 155/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 50 Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1858/2250 MP: 39/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 131 Off Guard (1) Stupefied (4) Entranced (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 131 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1137/1147 MP: 165/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 50 Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1858/2250 MP: 175/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 131 Stupefied (3) Entranced (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 48 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1127/1147 MP: 151/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 50 Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1810/2250 MP: 201/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 131 Stupefied (3) Entranced (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 71 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1056/1187 MP: 161/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 50 Slime Loss (4) Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1810/2250 MP: 148/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 131 Stupefied (2) Entranced (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 48 damage! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1006/1187 MP: 147/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 50 Slime Loss (3) Diseased (27)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1762/2250 MP: 174/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 131 Slow Leak (3) Stupefied (2) Entranced (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain fires a sharp needle at Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 23 damage! Twinconclusive starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 983/1187 MP: 157/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 50 Slow Leak (3) Slime Loss (3) Diseased (27)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1747/2250 MP: 161/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 131 Slow Leak (2) Stupefied (1) Entranced (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 45 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 918/1187 MP: 163/319 Str: 230 Agi: 230 Int: 100 Doublesize (3) Slow Leak (2) Slime Loss (2) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1702/2250 MP: 161/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 131 Slow Leak (2) Stupefied (1) Entranced (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 62 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 853/1187 MP: 153/319 Str: 230 Agi: 230 Int: 100 Doublesize (2) Slow Leak (1) Slime Loss (1) Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1640/2250 MP: 187/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 131 Slow Leak (2) Stupefied (1) Entranced (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 115 damage! Twinconclusive loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 738/1187 MP: 171/319 Str: 230 Agi: 230 Int: 90 Doublesize (2) Slow Leak (1) Slime Loss (1) Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1625/2250 MP: 140/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 174 Slow Leak (1) Entranced (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Twinconclusive for the next attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 80 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 61 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 77 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 65 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 64 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 60 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 673/1147 MP: 84/319 Str: 230 Agi: 230 Int: 90 Doublesize (1) Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1218/2250 MP: 174/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 174 Slow Leak (1) Entranced (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 146 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 527/1187 MP: 102/319 Str: 230 Agi: 230 Int: 90 Doublesize (1) Slime Loss (7) Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1203/2250 MP: 121/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 174 Entranced (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 59 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 73 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 80 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 57 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 477/1187 MP: 15/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 45 Slime Loss (6) Diseased (23)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 934/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 153 Agi: 170 Int: 174 Entranced (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!