Battle #682 (F): Spades ahoy...

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #682: Twinconclusive, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 50/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 60/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 59/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 59/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 35/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot GOLEM for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 59/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 110/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 98/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 71 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 69/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 419/540 MP: 110/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 45/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 54 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 59/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 419/540 MP: 125/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2196/2250 MP: 45/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 59/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 369/540 MP: 97/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2196/2250 MP: 45/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 59/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 494/540 MP: 97/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2196/2250 MP: 75/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot GOLEM. Slimebot GOLEM becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 69/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 494/540 MP: 97/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2196/2250 MP: 53/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (2) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive runs up and pokes Sir Goowain in the face.

Sir Goowain bounces away, unharmed.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 62/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 494/540 MP: 112/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2196/2250 MP: 53/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (2) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 29 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 62/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 444/540 MP: 92/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (17) Sapping (4) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2167/2250 MP: 53/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Sapped (4) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive gets an energy boost!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 137/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 390/500 MP: 18/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 444/540 MP: 92/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (17) Sapping (4) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2167/2250 MP: 83/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Sapped (4) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot GOLEM! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 186 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 147/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 204/540 MP: 18/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7) Diseased (19)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 444/540 MP: 92/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (17) Sapping (4) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2167/2250 MP: 22/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Sapped (3) Shrunk (1) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 53 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 137/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 204/540 MP: 18/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7) Diseased (19)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 444/540 MP: 107/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (17) Sapping (4) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2114/2250 MP: 22/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Sapped (3) Shrunk (1) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!