Battle #675 (F): Twi, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Twinconclusive launches Sir Goowain skyward with a flaming uppercut!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 394 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 31/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (7)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 230/500 MP: 160/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (22) Sapping (3) Slow Leak (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1503/2250 MP: 52/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Sapped (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (14) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 126 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 31/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (7)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 205/500 MP: 128/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (21) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1377/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Sapped (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (14) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches a volley of needles at Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 72 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 51/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (7)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 133/500 MP: 128/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (21) Sapping (2) Slow Leak (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1367/2250 MP: 57/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Sapped (1) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (13) Off Guard (1) Stupefied (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 152 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 44/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (6)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 133/500 MP: 143/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (21) Sapping (2) Slow Leak (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1215/2250 MP: 57/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Sapped (1) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (13) Off Guard (1) Stupefied (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 44/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (6)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 108/500 MP: 121/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (20) Sapping (1) Slow Leak (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1215/2250 MP: 76/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 99 Sapped (1) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (13) Off Guard (1) Stupefied (1) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 78 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 44/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (6)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 30/500 MP: 121/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (20) Sapping (1) Slow Leak (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1205/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 132 Diseased (12) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 105 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER has been defeated!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 64/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (6)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1195/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 132 Diseased (11) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Sir Goowain into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 262 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 17/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (5)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 933/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 132 Diseased (11) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 37/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (5)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 923/2250 MP: 41/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 132 Diseased (10) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rushes forward and stabs Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 35 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 10/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (4)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 888/2250 MP: 67/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 132 Diseased (10) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 30/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Diseased (20) Meditation (4)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 878/2250 MP: 45/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Diseased (9)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1137/1147 MP: 135/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Diseased (19) Meditation (3)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 878/2250 MP: 80/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Diseased (9)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 155 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 982/1187 MP: 155/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Diseased (19) Meditation (3) Slime Loss (7)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 868/2250 MP: 27/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Diseased (8)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 239 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 932/1187 MP: 128/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Diseased (18) Meditation (2) Slime Loss (6)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 629/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Diseased (8)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain fires a sharp needle at Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 30 damage! Twinconclusive starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 902/1187 MP: 148/319 Str: 115 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3) Diseased (18) Meditation (2) Slime Loss (6)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 619/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Diseased (7)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!