Battle #675 (F): Twi, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Slimebot TRICKSTER plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 101 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 14/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 201/540 MP: 41/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4) Diseased (19) Off Guard (11)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/540 MP: 214/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (26) Slime Loss (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2129/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 24/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 151/540 MP: 153/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Diseased (18) Off Guard (10)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/540 MP: 214/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (26) Slime Loss (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2129/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive runs up and pokes Slimebot GOLEM in the face.

Slimebot GOLEM simply laughs at the attempt!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 17/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 151/540 MP: 153/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Diseased (18) Off Guard (10)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/540 MP: 229/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (26) Slime Loss (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2129/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 17/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 151/540 MP: 168/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Diseased (18) Off Guard (10)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 358/500 MP: 192/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (25) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2129/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (18) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 17/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 1/540 MP: 159/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Diseased (17) Off Guard (9)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 483/500 MP: 192/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (25) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2129/2250 MP: 93/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (18) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain bounds forward and tackles Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 9 damage! Slimebot GOLEM falls!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 27/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 483/500 MP: 192/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (25) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2119/2250 MP: 93/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (5) Diseased (17) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive closes its eyes and starts chanting. Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 24/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 483/500 MP: 207/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (25) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2119/2250 MP: 93/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (5) Diseased (17) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 49 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 24/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 473/500 MP: 167/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (24)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2070/2250 MP: 121/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 143 Paralyzed (5) Diseased (17) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain fires a sharp needle at Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 24 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 44/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (10)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 449/500 MP: 167/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (24) Slow Leak (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2060/2250 MP: 108/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 143 Paralyzed (4) Diseased (16) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 21/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 449/500 MP: 182/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (24) Slow Leak (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2060/2250 MP: 108/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 143 Paralyzed (4) Diseased (16) Off Guard (4) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 23 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 21/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 424/500 MP: 162/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (23) Sapping (4) Slow Leak (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2037/2250 MP: 136/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 143 Sapped (4) Paralyzed (4) Diseased (16) Off Guard (4) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 141 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 41/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (9)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 283/500 MP: 162/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (23) Sapping (4) Slow Leak (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2027/2250 MP: 81/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 143 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (15) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive delivers a quick one-two to Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 58 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 26/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (8)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 283/500 MP: 177/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (23) Sapping (4) Slow Leak (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1969/2250 MP: 81/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 143 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (15) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 62 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 26/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (8)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 258/500 MP: 145/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (22) Sapping (3) Slow Leak (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1907/2250 MP: 107/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (15) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead! FUMBLE!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 28 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 46/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Meditation (8)
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 230/500 MP: 145/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (22) Sapping (3) Slow Leak (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1897/2250 MP: 52/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Sapped (2) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (14) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!