Battle #675 (F): Twi, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #675: Twinconclusive, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 50/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain spews toxic goo all over Slimebot TRICKSTER! Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 60/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (30)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive splits in two and taps on Slimebot GOLEM from both directions. Slimebot GOLEM drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 37/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Off Guard (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (30)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 37/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Off Guard (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (29)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot TRICKSTER's body!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 37/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Off Guard (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (29) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 57 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 47/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Off Guard (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 433/540 MP: 28/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (29) Slime Loss (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimebot GOLEM in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 138 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 40/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 362/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Off Guard (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 433/540 MP: 43/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (29) Slime Loss (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 40/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 362/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Off Guard (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 383/540 MP: 16/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (28) Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 40/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 262/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Off Guard (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 508/540 MP: 16/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (28) Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot GOLEM. Slimebot GOLEM becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 50/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 262/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20) Off Guard (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 508/540 MP: 16/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (28) Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 75/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive extends a pseudopod and taps Slimebot GOLEM from behind. Slimebot GOLEM drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 27/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 262/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20) Off Guard (8)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 508/540 MP: 31/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (28) Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 75/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 27/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 262/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20) Off Guard (8)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 458/540 MP: 106/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (27) Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 75/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot GOLEM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER looks charged up!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 27/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 252/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Off Guard (7)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 458/540 MP: 231/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (27) Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 116/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 51 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 37/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 201/540 MP: 26/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4) Diseased (19) Off Guard (7)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 458/540 MP: 231/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (27) Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2230/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive extends a pseudopod and taps Slimebot GOLEM from behind. Slimebot GOLEM drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 14/319 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 50
Victory Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 201/540 MP: 26/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4) Diseased (19) Off Guard (11)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 458/540 MP: 246/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (27) Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2230/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (18)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!