Battle #672 (F): trickhammer (REALLY unbugged)

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #672: James Paige, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sludgehammer?

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 50/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is first to attack. Ready? Fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Slimebot TRICKSTER with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 458 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 50/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 42/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sludgehammer with the idiot stick.

Sludgehammer takes 52 damage! Sludgehammer loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 66/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 42/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 848/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 90
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 87 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 34/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 42/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 761/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 90 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sludgehammer and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 41 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sludgehammer's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 50/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 42/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 720/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 90 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 42/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 42/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 720/900 MP: 22/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 90 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 64 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER surrenders!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 68/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 720/900 MP: -1/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 90 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 91 damage! Sludgehammer bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 10/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 629/940 MP: 17/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 90 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3) Slime Loss (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 90 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 36/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 589/940 MP: 99/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 90 Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Slime Loss (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 131 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 167/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (8)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 589/940 MP: 117/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 90 Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Slime Loss (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 207 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 817/1024 MP: 167/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (8) Off Guard (2)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 549/940 MP: 61/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 90 Sapped (1) Slime Loss (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 90 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 817/1024 MP: 193/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (8) Off Guard (2)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 509/940 MP: 143/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 90 Slime Loss (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 64 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 817/1024 MP: 187/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (7) Off Guard (1)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 445/940 MP: 143/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 90 Paralyzed (3) Slime Loss (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 78 damage! Sludgehammer bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 817/1024 MP: 129/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (6)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 367/940 MP: 161/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 90 Paralyzed (3) Slime Loss (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 251 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 566/1024 MP: 155/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (6)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 327/940 MP: 95/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 90 Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!