Battle #638 (F): James vs. Camdog's Bot Army

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #638: James Paige vs camdog, Slimebot CUSTOM, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 62/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 505/505 MP: 50/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige goes first. Combatants ready? Then fight!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimebot TRICKSTER. FUMBLE!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 14 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 30/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 505/505 MP: 50/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 486/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 42 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimebot GOLEM for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot TRICKSTER's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 30/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 505/505 MP: 59/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 486/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 42 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for camdog!
Battle!

camdog bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige simply laughs at the attempt!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 30/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 505/505 MP: 54/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 486/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 42 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige.

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 30/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 505/505 MP: 54/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 486/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 42 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER purges slimeself's effects. Slimebot TRICKSTER's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 30/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 505/505 MP: 54/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 486/500 MP: 75/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 44 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 980/1024 MP: 46/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Sapped (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 505/505 MP: 54/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 486/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards camdog!

camdog takes 80 damage!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 99 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 84 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 93 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 980/1024 MP: 0/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Sapped (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 425/505 MP: 54/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 301/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 416/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot TRICKSTER is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 980/1024 MP: 0/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Sapped (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 425/505 MP: 63/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 301/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 416/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Sapping (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

camdog advances!
Battle!

camdog bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige takes 11 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 969/1024 MP: 0/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Sapped (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 425/505 MP: 58/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 301/400 MP: 44/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 416/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 55/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Sapping (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot CUSTOM.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM donates some slime to James Paige. James Paige is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 0/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Sapped (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 425/505 MP: 58/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 209/400 MP: 35/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 416/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 70/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Sapping (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 12/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 60 Sapped (3) Stupefied (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 425/505 MP: 58/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 209/400 MP: 35/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 416/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Sapping (3) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 0/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 110 Sapped (2) Stupefied (5) Meditation (10)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 425/505 MP: 58/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 209/400 MP: 35/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 416/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Sapping (3) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimebot GOLEM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto camdog. camdog is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 0/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 110 Sapped (2) Stupefied (5) Meditation (10)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 425/505 MP: 67/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45 Shield (6)
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 209/400 MP: 35/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 416/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Sapping (3) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

camdog is ready to fight!
Battle!

camdog bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige brushes off the attack and laughs!

James Paige	Status HP: 1024/1024 MP: 0/508 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 110 Sapped (2) Stupefied (5) Meditation (10)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 425/505 MP: 62/259 Str: 80 Agi: 56 Int: 45 Shield (5)
Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 209/400 MP: 45/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 416/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Sapping (3) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM! Go!
Battle!