Battle #647 (F): JamPai, SliTRI vs SliGOL, Spo

Spoonweaver builds momentum and charges toward Slimebot TRICKSTER at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 183 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 154 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 301/1020 MP: 145/505 Str: 140 Agi: 40 Int: 131 Meditation (6) Paralyzed (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 64/400 MP: 51/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 17/400 MP: 92/250 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 72 Stupefied (6) Meditation (10) Shrunk (1)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 667/941 MP: 60/324 Str: 114 Agi: 89 Int: 64 Mirror Sheen (1) Shield (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Spoonweaver's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 301/1020 MP: 171/505 Str: 140 Agi: 40 Int: 131 Meditation (6) Paralyzed (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 64/400 MP: 51/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 17/400 MP: 66/250 Str: 49 Agi: 74 Int: 96 Stupefied (5) Meditation (9)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 667/941 MP: 60/324 Str: 114 Agi: 89 Int: 64 Looking Sharp (5) Mirror Sheen (1) Shield (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 47 damage! Slimebot GOLEM submits!

Spoonweaver takes 38 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 301/1020 MP: 134/505 Str: 140 Agi: 40 Int: 131 Meditation (5) Paralyzed (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 64/400 MP: 66/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 629/941 MP: 60/324 Str: 114 Agi: 89 Int: 64 Looking Sharp (5) Mirror Sheen (1) Shield (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Spoonweaver an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Spoonweaver's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 301/1020 MP: 134/505 Str: 140 Agi: 40 Int: 131 Meditation (5) Paralyzed (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 64/400 MP: 29/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 629/941 MP: 69/324 Str: 114 Agi: 89 Int: 48 Stupefied (6) Looking Sharp (5) Mirror Sheen (1) Shield (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver advances!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimebot TRICKSTER!

James Paige takes 91 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 107 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER is defeated!

James Paige	Status HP: 210/1020 MP: 160/505 Str: 140 Agi: 40 Int: 131 Meditation (5) Paralyzed (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 629/941 MP: 37/324 Str: 114 Agi: 89 Int: 48 Stupefied (5) Looking Sharp (4) Shield (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 38 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 210/1020 MP: 154/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 591/941 MP: 37/324 Str: 114 Agi: 35 Int: 48 Stupefied (5) Looking Sharp (4) Shield (2) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 105 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 210/1020 MP: 88/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 486/941 MP: 46/324 Str: 114 Agi: 35 Int: 48 Stupefied (5) Looking Sharp (4) Shield (2) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 48 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 162/1020 MP: 114/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 486/941 MP: 19/324 Str: 114 Agi: 35 Int: 48 Stupefied (4) Looking Sharp (3) Shield (1) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Spoonweaver with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 160 damage! Spoonweaver drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 162/1020 MP: 48/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 326/941 MP: 28/324 Str: 114 Agi: 35 Int: 48 Stupefied (4) Looking Sharp (3) Shield (1) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 48 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 162/1020 MP: 74/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 326/941 MP: 81/324 Str: 114 Agi: 35 Int: 48 Stupefied (3) Looking Sharp (2) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 133 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 162/1020 MP: 8/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Meditation (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 193/941 MP: 90/324 Str: 114 Agi: 35 Int: 48 Stupefied (3) Looking Sharp (2) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 68 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 94/1020 MP: 32/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 121 Meditation (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 193/941 MP: 43/324 Str: 114 Agi: 87 Int: 48 Stupefied (2) Looking Sharp (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Spoonweaver and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 163 damage! Spoonweaver feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 94/1020 MP: 0/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 71
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 30/941 MP: 52/324 Str: 114 Agi: 34 Int: 48 Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (6) Looking Sharp (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 101 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells! James Paige falls!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 30/941 MP: 5/324 Str: 114 Agi: 34 Int: 48 Stupefied (1) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver's team wins the battle!
Slimebot GOLEM wins 110 Slimebucks!
Spoonweaver wins 85 Slimebucks!