Battle #622 (F): JamPai, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #622: James Paige, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 50/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. And... go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 70 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 50/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 330/440 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 66/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 290/440 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 151 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 34/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 290/440 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2099/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot GOLEM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto James Paige. James Paige is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 34/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Shield (6)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 290/440 MP: 52/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2099/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 50 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 50/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Shield (6)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 250/440 MP: 12/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2049/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige viciously canes Sir Goowain with a peppermint stick! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 128 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sir Goowain's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 24/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Shield (5)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 58/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 250/440 MP: 12/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1921/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (6) Goodwill (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. James Paige is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 24/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 14/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 250/440 MP: 12/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1921/2250 MP: 76/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (6) Goodwill (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Slimebot TRICKSTER into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 157 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 24/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 14/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 93/440 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1921/2250 MP: 29/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (5) Goodwill (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 65 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 40/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 81 Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 14/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 53/440 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1921/2250 MP: 29/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (5) Goodwill (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 32/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (5) Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 29/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 53/440 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1921/2250 MP: 29/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (5) Goodwill (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 32/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (5) Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 141/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 53/440 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1921/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (5) Goodwill (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 74 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot TRICKSTER faints!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 58/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (5) Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 141/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1871/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4) Goodwill (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 131 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 189/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Shield (3) Mirror Sheen (4) Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 156/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1871/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4) Goodwill (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1020/1020 MP: 189/505 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Looking Sharp (5) Shield (3) Mirror Sheen (4) Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 130/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1871/2250 MP: 72/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 195 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4) Goodwill (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!