Battle #616 (F): Spo, SliGOL vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #616: Spoonweaver, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sludgehammer!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 941/941 MP: 50/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is first to attack. Slime will spill! Go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Slimebot GOLEM with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 501 damage! That's it for Slimebot GOLEM!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 941/941 MP: 63/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 91 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 941/941 MP: 44/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 809/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Spoonweaver do next?
Battle!

Spoonweaver viciously canes Sludgehammer with a peppermint stick! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 130 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 941/941 MP: 18/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 679/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Goodwill (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 941/941 MP: 31/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 679/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Goodwill (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver! Go!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 66 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 941/941 MP: 97/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 679/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Goodwill (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 124 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 817/941 MP: 110/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 679/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 123 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 817/941 MP: 78/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 556/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 175 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 642/941 MP: 91/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 556/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Goodwill (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver advances!
Battle!

Spoonweaver whacks Sludgehammer with a candy cane.

Sludgehammer takes 71 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 642/941 MP: 65/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 485/900 MP: 52/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Goodwill (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 642/941 MP: 78/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 485/900 MP: 152/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls into a ball and barrels towards Sludgehammer!

Sludgehammer takes 105 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 642/941 MP: 41/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 380/900 MP: 172/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver. FUMBLE!

Spoonweaver takes 46 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 596/941 MP: 54/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 380/900 MP: 106/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Goodwill (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver! Go!
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 172 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 596/941 MP: 22/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 208/900 MP: 126/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (7) Goodwill (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 178 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 418/941 MP: 35/324 Str: 115 Agi: 90 Int: 66
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 208/900 MP: 60/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!