Battle #607 (F): Twi, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #607: Twinconclusive, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 50/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 70
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain goes first. Have at it!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 152 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 64/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 70
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 248/440 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive closes its eyes and starts chanting. Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 56/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (10)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 248/440 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 56/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (10)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 208/440 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot GOLEM for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 56/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (10)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/400 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 333/440 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 67/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 45 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 80/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (10)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 255/440 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 333/440 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 120 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 200/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (9)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 255/440 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 333/440 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 41 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 200/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (9)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 255/440 MP: 71/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 293/440 MP: 11/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2209/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 224/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (9)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 115/440 MP: 62/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 418/440 MP: 11/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2209/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 90 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 101 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 109 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 100 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 132/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (8)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 115/440 MP: 62/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 418/440 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1809/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 132/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (8)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 115/440 MP: 77/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 378/440 MP: 101/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1809/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 132/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (8)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 75/440 MP: 189/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 378/440 MP: 101/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1809/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot GOLEM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 394 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot GOLEM is vanquished!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 156/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (8)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 378/440 MP: 101/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1759/2250 MP: 9/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 159 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 168 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 161 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 138 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 164 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 64/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (7)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 378/440 MP: 116/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 969/2250 MP: 9/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 20 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1147/1147 MP: 64/319 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 120 Meditation (7)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 338/440 MP: 96/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 949/2250 MP: 39/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!