Battle #533 (F): slime siphon works how?

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #533: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 1014/1014 MP: 50/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer will strike first. Come out fighting!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 299 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 715/1014 MP: 66/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81 Off Guard (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 70 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 715/1014 MP: 50/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81 Off Guard (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 830/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige plunges a straw into Sludgehammer and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 31 damage! James Paige starts sapping Sludgehammer's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 715/1014 MP: 30/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81 Sapping (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 799/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 715/1014 MP: 46/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81 Sapping (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 799/900 MP: 116/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 96 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 715/1014 MP: 22/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81 Sapping (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 703/900 MP: 136/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 432 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 283/1014 MP: 38/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81 Sapping (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 703/900 MP: 62/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 101 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 283/1014 MP: 14/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81 Sapping (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 602/900 MP: 82/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4) Sapped (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 184 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 99/1014 MP: 30/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81 Sapping (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 602/900 MP: 8/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige splits into four and slams into Sludgehammer from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 213 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 99/1014 MP: 13/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81 Sapping (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 389/900 MP: 28/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 99/1014 MP: 29/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81 Sapping (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 389/900 MP: 120/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige divides itself in two and rams into Sludgehammer from both sides!

Sludgehammer takes 109 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 99/1014 MP: 12/501 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 280/900 MP: 140/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 151 damage! Sludgehammer is slammed by the force of its own attack! James Paige submits!

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 230/900 MP: 100/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer wins the battle!
Sludgehammer wins 89 Slimebucks!