Battle #480 (F): was last time just luck?

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #480: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 956/956 MP: 50/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Slime will spill! Go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 404 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 552/956 MP: 66/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 73 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 552/956 MP: 50/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 827/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 552/956 MP: 42/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 827/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 552/956 MP: 68/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 827/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 195 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 552/956 MP: 2/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 632/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 250 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 302/956 MP: 28/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 632/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige plunges a straw into Sludgehammer and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 34 damage! James Paige starts sapping Sludgehammer's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 302/956 MP: 8/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Sapping (4) Meditation (8)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 598/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Sapped (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 237 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 65/956 MP: 8/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Sapping (4) Meditation (8)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 598/900 MP: 44/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100 Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sludgehammer divides itself in two and rams into James Paige from both sides!

James Paige takes 131 damage! James Paige cries out in defeat!

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 598/900 MP: 11/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100 Sapped (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer wins the battle!
Sludgehammer wins 87 Slimebucks!