Battle #473 (F): Sludge Thy Darn Hammer

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #473: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 956/956 MP: 50/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer will strike first. Ready? Fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 287 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 669/956 MP: 66/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 180 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 157 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 669/956 MP: 50/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 81
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 743/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 669/956 MP: 42/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 743/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 669/956 MP: 68/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 743/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige viciously canes Sludgehammer with a peppermint stick! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 116 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 669/956 MP: 42/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 627/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Goodwill (4) Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 149 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 520/956 MP: 68/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 627/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Goodwill (3) Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sludgehammer with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 443 damage! Sludgehammer drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 520/956 MP: 2/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Meditation (8)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 184/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Goodwill (3) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 365 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 155/956 MP: 28/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Off Guard (2) Meditation (8)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 184/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Goodwill (2) Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige divides itself in two and rams into Sludgehammer from both sides!

Sludgehammer takes 144 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 155/956 MP: 3/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Off Guard (1) Meditation (7)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 40/900 MP: 52/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Goodwill (2) Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 155/956 MP: 29/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Off Guard (1) Meditation (7)
Candy Cane Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 40/900 MP: 152/333 Str: 200 Agi: 72 Int: 100 Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige whacks Sludgehammer with a candy cane.

Sludgehammer takes 55 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head! Sludgehammer limps off the battlefield!

James Paige	Status HP: 155/956 MP: 3/469 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 131 Meditation (6)
Candy Cane Power Belt

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 189 Slimebucks!