NOW we can start the review...
This scene... THIS SCENE... you could've at least made it 10 minutes shorter! Maybe it's just my ADD, but after the first 30-or-so seconds, I began wondering if I was supposed to press anything. Nope. Anyways, after that little incident, the game progressed rather nicely.
Okay, I'm gonna spoiler out this part because I found it to be the SINGLE best part of the game. I literally laughed out loud at the brilliant USA stereotypes! We're so used to shoving them on other people that we never consider what some stereotypes towards us may be like. Enjoy:
Then I found a ghetto goat.
Then I opened a trashcan expecting an item and I got a pissed-off Oscar the grouch.
Then I opened a trashcan expecting a pissed-off Oscar the grouch and I got nothing.
Then some really strong enemy came along and kicked my behind and then I realized I hadn't saved since before I fought the MRBR and then I decided that that was enough for one day.