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Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:10 am

Bob had seen it coming, seen it a hundred times before, this time was no different.

Snodrvr · Post by **Snodrvr** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:50 am

"First they fall, then they burst" Bob explained, "What happens next though, that's the worst"

marionline · Post by **marionline** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:59 pm

"Let me guess," said Alice, eyeing the squids with a mixture of disgust and fascination,"they start to duplicate, right?"

Meowskivich · Post by **Meowskivich** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:07 pm

"No", came a gurgley voice from the squid bits, "Now I introduce to you the king of all squids, overlord of tentacled abominations, and friend to all children: DUKE! OF! LIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!"

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:30 pm

That's when all the thousands of squid bits surged together in a giant tornado of blood and ink.

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:02 pm

"Welp. it was nice knowing you, kid! Have fun!"
said Alice to Bob, as she sprinted away in the opposite direction

Meowskivich · Post by **Meowskivich** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:29 pm

Falling victim to a cowardice trope, a giant vulture swoops out of nowhere and devours Alice in one snap of it's beak, and flys off into the bleak sky.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:57 pm

As quickly as the tornado formed, it now became a giant, five-hundred legged, forty-eyed, squid-like creature.