Improv-Story MK1

[Baconlabs]

"Super-dancing, trash-talking, always-wacky goblins!?" I said to her as we journeyed through the vast forest of Robotnik Land, wherein our fabulously fiendish host had prepared Great British Columbia! Yes, Goblins'; he was the first artist of his kind, combining "gangsta" rap with free-form ballet. I proceeded to demonstrate an act of wizardry by summoning a ferocious gazebo, with four horrifying legs and that flimsy cloth-like maw! Unfortunately it was made in China, so it lost it's 1d6 save roll against true neutral paladins. The gazebo collapsed into a heap of non-recyclable rubbish.

MEANWHILE, in the bat-cave, Alfred was polishing one of Batman's various trophies won from one of his many adventures. However, it turned out that the polish he was using was really weasel vomit. How horrified Batman was when he discovered. So, he fired Alfred and replaced him with an accordion signed by The Joker's late tailor (who in all fairness was a pretty cool guy). One of its finest qualities was the way the light glimmered and glistened off of its silky none refundable price tag label, that had been singed around its rim. Robin became jealous of Batman's newfound affection, and hatched a plan to destroy the bat cave by acquiring 300 pounds of yogurt and sawdust, and slathering them all over the inside of the aforementioned accordion.

"These pants make my butt look like Abe Lincoln!" exclaimed Obama, who was currently headed to a roadside burrito vendor

. The end

[Master K]

of act one. Now, in act two,

[Meowskivich]

there will be a disco-dancing Earthworm, who's name is Jerry. And cake.

[Valigarmander]

The cake is played by legendary actress

[Bob the Hamster]

Jane Fonda, reprising her controversial

[Valigarmander]

portrayal of Barney Fife in the 1997 film

[Baconlabs]

Hurricane Streets. A wacky coincidence, that, as it just so happens

[Meowskivich]

that there's an

[Bob the Hamster]

alternate ending to that movie in which she

[Meowskivich]

spontaneously