The Say It Ain't So Contest (EDITED 9/29,NSFW)
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The Say It Ain't So Contest (EDITED 9/29,NSFW)
Lets face it. Current OHR contests suck because the prizes suck. So, as the title might imply, I'm going a notch lowbrow.
Rules:
-You have from October 3rd to October 31st to produce the entirety of your game.
-All audio must be homemade. Other ripped content is fine.
-Any size of team is allowed. Personally I recommend getting Charbile on board or something.
-Your game MUST contain (legal) pornographic content. Ideally it should be the primary focus of the game rather than a side quest or something, but it has gotta be in there. Obviously, you shouldn't enter this contest unless you are 18 years of age or older.
The judges will be representatives elected by you. When confirming your entry in the contest, please list up to three OHR users who you think should judge the contest.
The prizes will be as follows:
FIRST PLACE: I will make a dark and gritty game based on your entry, details pending.
SECOND PLACE: I will draw you a very special comic book of your entry and send it to your place. The value of this is estimated to be in the millions.
THIRD PLACE: I will send you a stack of coupons to various fast food
restaurants that currently reside in my wallet. Friendly's, BK, MCDonald's. I got it all, folks. *
NOTE: I understand that some users may have moral reservations about entering such a contest. As per usual, you have no obligation to enter, and he without sin shall cast the first stone.
NOTE 2: Please do not host your game on SS. If you need hosting, I can hook you up in the meantime.
Let the game making begin.
*All prizes valid only before the expiration dates of said coupons
Rules:
-You have from October 3rd to October 31st to produce the entirety of your game.
-All audio must be homemade. Other ripped content is fine.
-Any size of team is allowed. Personally I recommend getting Charbile on board or something.
-Your game MUST contain (legal) pornographic content. Ideally it should be the primary focus of the game rather than a side quest or something, but it has gotta be in there. Obviously, you shouldn't enter this contest unless you are 18 years of age or older.
The judges will be representatives elected by you. When confirming your entry in the contest, please list up to three OHR users who you think should judge the contest.
The prizes will be as follows:
FIRST PLACE: I will make a dark and gritty game based on your entry, details pending.
SECOND PLACE: I will draw you a very special comic book of your entry and send it to your place. The value of this is estimated to be in the millions.
THIRD PLACE: I will send you a stack of coupons to various fast food
restaurants that currently reside in my wallet. Friendly's, BK, MCDonald's. I got it all, folks. *
NOTE: I understand that some users may have moral reservations about entering such a contest. As per usual, you have no obligation to enter, and he without sin shall cast the first stone.
NOTE 2: Please do not host your game on SS. If you need hosting, I can hook you up in the meantime.
Let the game making begin.
*All prizes valid only before the expiration dates of said coupons
Last edited by JSH357 on Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:16 pm, edited 4 times in total.
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No SS hosting?
What is this?!
Let me find the TERMS OF USE...
What is this?!
Let me find the TERMS OF USE...
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Knock yourself out, but any negotiations will have to take place with Mr. Adam Perry.
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does not mean "upload whatever you want"Slime Salad is not responsible for the content of the software
I question the wisdom of a contest that excludes half of the site's membership from participating. I also question the sensibility of the contest as a whole, but I won't stop you from running it. I do wish you wouldn't overlap an already-planned contest's timeline, though.
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What contest am I overlapping? Only one I know of is Spoonweaver's, and it ends next July.Mogri wrote:does not mean "upload whatever you want"Slime Salad is not responsible for the content of the software
I question the wisdom of a contest that excludes half of the site's membership from participating. I also question the sensibility of the contest as a whole, but I won't stop you from running it. I do wish you wouldn't overlap an already-planned contest's timeline, though.
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"All audio must be homemade. Other ripped content is fine. "
See absolutely no reason for this ruling to still be in there.
edit: at least for music.
See absolutely no reason for this ruling to still be in there.
edit: at least for music.
Last edited by Shizuma on Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:18 am, edited 1 time in total.
Pre-emptive strike!!!!
I'm in, and unlike the rest of the Nancy Drew fanclub here, I've got something for you to look at!
WARNING: The spoilered link may not be safe work. Click at your own risk.
http://jshgaming.com/gizmog/MillionDoll ... yTitle.bmp
Anyone else care to ante up?
PS: I started already. DEAL WITH IT.
WARNING: The spoilered link may not be safe work. Click at your own risk.
http://jshgaming.com/gizmog/MillionDoll ... yTitle.bmp
Anyone else care to ante up?
PS: I started already. DEAL WITH IT.
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