The malevolent genie game

Post by **Mogri** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:53 pm

You get all the melatonin you'll ever need, and then some. You never wake up again. Ever.

I wish for more Slime Salad members. (No trolls or AOL kiddies, please!)

Newbie Newtype · Post by **Newbie Newtype** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:59 pm

I wish for more Slime Salad members. (No trolls or AOL kiddies, please!)

Granted. They'll all members from a site called "Gaia Online", and keep making "RPG Maker XP is bettar" threads.

I wish I actually was a Newtype.

Only One In All · Post by **Only One In All** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:44 am

If ya want Moog, I can grant you that wish of yours, the way Newbie did it - except for real. >:D

Twinconclusive · Post by **Twinconclusive** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:47 am

Newbie Newtype wrote:I wish I actually was a Newtype.

Granted. But in a test drive in your new body, you "accidentally" demolish everything within the known universe.
You spend almost all of an eternity floating through an endless void in search of a companion.

I wish for a world where Slimes no longer need to stab their brethren in the back to settle conflicts.

Uncommon · Post by **Uncommon** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:50 am

Newbie Newtype wrote:
I wish for more Slime Salad members. (No trolls or AOL kiddies, please!)
Granted. They'll all members from a site called "Gaia Online", and keep making "RPG Maker XP is bettar" threads.

I wish I actually was a Newtype.

Congratulations, son, you're being shipped out! Don't worry about your GM's gun being on the fritz, you'll never have to u--aw hell that's a lot of zakus ambushing us just now

I wish I could win more slime battles.

EDIT Dammit, mine is better!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:41 pm

Twinconclusive wrote:
Newbie Newtype wrote:I wish I actually was a Newtype.
Granted. But in a test drive in your new body, you "accidentally" demolish everything within the known universe.
You spend almost all of an eternity floating through an endless void in search of a companion.

I wish for a world where Slimes no longer need to stab their brethren in the back to settle conflicts.

Granted. Slimes now stab each other in the face to settle conflicts.

I wish my slime was stronger. ew

Newbie Newtype · Post by **Newbie Newtype** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:17 pm

Granted. But in a test drive in your new body, you "accidentally" demolish everything within the known universe.
You spend almost all of an eternity floating through an endless void in search of a companion.

I have plenty of dead friends to interact with!

Congratulations, son, you're being shipped out! Don't worry about your GM's gun being on the fritz, you'll never have to u--aw hell that's a lot of zakus ambushing us just now

And yet, somehow, a Newtype would still pull it off.

I wish my slime was stronger. ew

Granted. Your slime gets stuck in a freezer, becoming frozen, but is now near indestructible thanks to its hardness.

I wish my GM's gun wasn't on the fritz.

Uncommon · Post by **Uncommon** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:23 pm

Newbie Newtype wrote:I wish my GM's gun wasn't on the fritz.

Granted, but you're out of ammo. It's been discontinued and the base you're at is also out of that type. You ask them to order some of their backstock, but they just laugh.
You can see the Zaku Commander's suit now. It is red.

I wish I could win more slime battles.

Twinconclusive · Post by **Twinconclusive** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:39 pm

Rock & Roll Sentai wrote:I wish I could win more slime battles.

You magically obtain a special ability to defeat any slime on turn one.
Unfortunately, the ability permanently lowers your beloved intelligence by 10 points each time it is activated.
You eventually become too dumb to even grasp the concept of a battle and sit silently on your pile of Slime Bucks until the ends of time.

Slime Bucks. I wish for more.

[edit] Mogri be a cruel Genie.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:13 pm

Twinconclusive wrote:
Rock & Roll Sentai wrote:I wish I could win more slime battles.
You magically obtain a special ability to defeat any slime on turn one.
Unfortunately, the ability permanently lowers your beloved intelligence by 10 points each time it is activated.
You eventually become too dumb to even grasp the concept of a battle and sit silently on your pile of Slime Bucks until the ends of time.

Slime Bucks. I wish for more.

[edit] Mogri be a cruel Genie.

Everything you touch immediately loses all physical meaning in the real world, and tallies towards your slime bucks. However, the very moment the wish is granted you fall through everything.

I wish for more slime avatars.

Fenrir-Lunaris · Post by **Fenrir-Lunaris** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:50 am

LeTrompe wrote:I wish for more slime avatars.

An evil Efreeti appears! He tells you he's stopped giving wishes for the day, and tells you to make your own damn slime avatars! You're forced to make them. Fortunately you can get slimebucks out of it somehow, but still it's long, laborious work.

I wish to increase my STR stat without having to resort to uploading my crap games.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:24 am

The STR stat is now only upgraded by real world exercise. According to the exchange chart; 50 hours of exercising is worth 0.01 STR. Nice wish, jerk.

I wish I could go trick or treating.