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Posted: **Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:13 am**

Ribbon wrote:Yes.

Posted: **Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:08 pm**

Ehaism wrote:I'll "unbonk" you!

Ehaism says, but then he doesn't follow through on the threat, because he has absolutely no idea how.

Posted: **Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:03 pm**

The "heroes" continue walking through the day. At about noon, they start to see the distance outline some mountains. By one, three mountains are clearly visible, and seem to be exactly what they're headed for.

Posted: **Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:13 pm**

Vire looks up from the map and points onward.

Vire wrote:Good news! Those three mountains seem to be exactly what we're headed for.

Posted: **Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:42 pm**

kytana smiled weakly at a dream he had been dreaming of defeating Ehaism in a duel. Then a dragon ate him. His dreams where funny.

Posted: **Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:41 am**

Ribbon wrote:Those are really tall mountains. I wonder how high they go.

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:10 am**

Ehaism wrote:Maybe we can make it to the mountains today.

Ehaism is getting tired of his travel companions. Ribbon with her smart mouth, Kytana with those mocking glances, and Vire... eh, Ehaism can't think of any specific reasons to be mad at Vire right now, but he is sure the reasons are there somewhere.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:21 pm**

After considerable trudging forward in silence, Ehaism decides that he hates the mountains. Hates them.

He also hates the ox, who smells like ox-sweat

Posted: **Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:09 pm**

At nightfall, the group of travelers reach the mountain that is fabled to hold an unguarded elder dragon horde. After studying the map, Vire is able to guide the party toward a cave hidden behind a grouping of boulders. The party stands poised to enter into a dragon's lair.

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:35 pm**

Ehaism wrote:I say we camp and go in at dawn

Says Ehaism, who is tired from walking, but feels like one more night of sleep would leave him in top shape.

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:16 am**

At the direction of the tyrant Ehaism, the party rests. During the night, they are awoken by screeches coming from the cave. They ready themselves just as a large white dragon emerges from the cave. it looks upon the party in a menacing way and appears to be ready to attack.

FIGHT:

Vire
Kytana
Ehaism
Ox&Wagon
Ribbon
Dragon

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:15 pm**

Although the Dragon looks pretty hostile, Ehaism hopes maybe he can talk to it. He lies to it in Draconic:

Wait! We come in peace! We mean you no harm!

And then he adds, with all honest sincerity:

Don't hurt us!

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:04 pm**

The dragon replies quickly in draconic:
In a desert like this, meals are rarely delivered to your door step. It would be foolish to let such an event go to waste.
The dragon still looks ready to strike, but doesn't seem to have picked his first target yet.

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:48 pm**

Ehaism wrote:Ahaha...

Ehaism laughs nervously.

Maybe he can keep it talking? He wishes Vire would say something and take the focus off of himself...

Are you the same dragon we saw fighting that black dragon the other day? You are very strong!

Yeah... maybe kissing scaly slime will help...

Posted: **Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:16 am**

The dragon seems to ignore Ehaism's words.

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THE CAMPAIGN: Chapter 1-"The Dragons in the Desert"

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