
Wait a minute... was Beardthar evil? No, wait, he detected two evils near Beardthar. Was -- were Beardthar two evil people?
No, wait, that didn't make any sense. If Beardthar were two evil people, they couldn't accept al-Akbar as their deity. If there was one thing for certain, it was that Beardthar were good people.
"Guys! It is seriously evil in here. It is seriously SO evil. Like, see that?" Holy Saint Akbar al-Akbar points at a smudge on the ground. "That is an evil smudge. Somehow. Also, I think there are ghosts or something, and I'm not sure how many people Beardthar are anymore."