Slime Salad

same way Dwarves always have a Scottish accent

"Well that was a mistake," Sharn whispered as she woke up next to an old smelly dwarf. How much older was he then her, she wondered. "In the case of long live races such as dwarves, these types of age gaps must happen often," she said quietly,comforting herself. She snuck out of...

Sharn , the half-orc drug addicted warlock When Sharn was a young girl, she unknowingly made contact with an otherworldly entity. She thought of this fiend as a friend and played with it, speaking it's secret language, and playing tricks on other children with it's help. One day, a group of childre...

Fantastic.

Gizmog wrote:

Bob the Hamster wrote: and glossed over the bad stuff.

He nuked their village, yo! That's a hell of a spin-job.

I lol'd

I'd like to be a homeless person addicted to drugs.

Kalar didn't fall unconscious to give you all a chance to kill him to prevent this ending. Kalar didn't have as much choice as I played up him having. Dispater was kind of giving him a jrpg choice. "Do you want to die and become and evil portal?" [yes/no] {no} "But you gotta!" &q...

This is the official end of the campaign. I hope you all had fun. As far as some sort of sequel, I don't have anything planned out for it right now. If I do run one, it will be in a year or more and I would be happy running it after any other campaign that is running at the time, most notably yours ...

Smash after smash into Kalar's body revealed an unusual bottle. It didn't take long for Galse to figure out that this was Kalar's phylactery. "Such a foolish gamble. Your "friends" are powerful and victory is not assured. Your haste to pay them back is unbecoming of your immortal sta...

I explained on irc last night, but I'll post it here for those who'd like to know. Jeremiah was going to wish to be the king.
Then Stephen would have cursed him and his kingdom, thus bringing the whole campaign full circle.

Azedarac rolled his eyes as Harvey spoke. His expression changed to one of horrible fury as Harvey said his wish. Azedarac leaped at Harvey wielding the green sword. But Harvey was gone, and so was Aze... Jeremiah. Averoinge was gone. Harvey appeared next to Voulton who had been waiting. The forest...

"The force pulling you into the ethereal plane had indeed gone. While that curse afflicted you, you gained a mastery of the ethereal that will never diminish," We Jas explained. "I'm sure you are wondering why you are here rather then the place you were traveling. I must admit, I was...

Rob and Stumpy vanish. After Lynda is done wishing, she disappears in a puff of white smoke. Rob appeared with Stumpy, not in a cave but on a ship. Nearby Dan was speaking with people who seemed to be part of the crew. It took a moment for Rob to realize the ship was not sailing in water, but in th...

I excluded those whom Galse has never really had a one on one conversation with.