Slime Salad

A results show in the style of the OHR House series endings?! How can this be?! Who will win?

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Baconthulhu

FEAR

Surf's Up Yuk

I can't begin to describe how excited I am by this game already. I'm presuming that you'll be able to set what "attacks" or abilities Tim-tim will be able to use, yes? If so, that's amazingly freakin' AWESOME. My biggest complaint about the first game was that your MP runs out too fast, an...

I think, way back when, I had the idea of the everyone being "director" of a segment, rather than working on it alone. That's probably the best way to do it, because it gives the thing a structure, and sidesteps the problem of everyone wanting to direct. We'd also need one Main Director f...

Duck clearly had more effort put into it than Danse Danse. Just because a game has more people working on it does not in any way provide a guarantee that it will automatically be better. If you want to make the case that it's a better game, then get your friends to drop me a message, (or better yet)...

http://castleparadox.com/fenart/welcome/Screens/Viking86.png And work resumes yet again. This scene takes place in an all-new "transitive" area. Delvire and Bram share MANY scenes together, with the player gaining a new ability almost every time the space-time-bending thief shows up. Mayb...

After having thoroughly discussed the issue with a number of people, I have decided to extend the period for actual voting by two weeks. You now have until EXACTLY May 28th, 11:59 PM Central Time to get me your votes on whichever games you wanted to vote on. The results will still be published in th...

I suck at reviews, so you all get pictures instead. They may or may not have anything to do with the games in question. All the Games by Barnabus http://castleparadox.com/fenart/RGCVotes/Barnabus.jpg 10 You've done something absolutely AMAZING here, and should be proud of it. Playing these games is ...

DDW:TT - is it actually possible to buy the Sword of Nine Truths? Does it actually do anything worthwhile, or should I just treat this game like Arfenhouse and run from every fight? Sadly enough, Boundless Ocean required more grinding.

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Guy who shouts random internet memes at people, then laughs his slime off. A Homeless person that decides to camp-out in the store. Teenage girls that talk in txting-style. We've had people do "Vtech just kicked in" and "Pool's closed" before. These were only funny because they ...

Guy who moonwalks everywhere. Guy who wears his clothes backwards and has to go to the bathroom. Guy who vomits all over the store. Moonwalking no, though I've had kids shuffle their feet everywhere they go. There's also the ones who do what we call "chinese vampire walking" - where their...

Someone who just leaves a cart full of stuff right in front of the register. Doesn't say a word. It's usually an obese black lady who does this - she's usually talking with a bluetooth headset on. We've also had a "Whirlmart" before - where people fill up carts with stuff, then just leave...

Truckers who make small talk with astounding enthusiasm. A guy in his 50s, dressed in ridiculous bling. Teenagers who are laughing so hard, that they can hardly communicate to you what they want to buy. We do get a lot of truckers now and then asking if we carry GPS units. Naturally my desk contain...