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"Ah, yes. That sounds like a solid plan. I admit I had planned on buying provisions sooner but was late to the travel to the temple." When talk of a storm arises, he suggests, "I have a spell to endure harsh worlds prepared currently, and he is right I can prepare other spells to help...

"That.. much? I never would've thought curse finding would be such a big business. Maybe they will know more about it just from looking at it though, with the heavy inscriptions and metal it's made from."

"I'm about to head to the nearby temple, maybe they would know more about your unlucky axe... I'm not about to bring it over there myself, mind you."

Hyne picks out a hand axe suited for chopping and scraping wood; he plans on being able to live on just the hatchet alone in the absolute worst case. He strongly considers one of the large knives to replace the dagger he had before. It'll be a little harder to open tins with it, but being easier to ...

This one: https://xkcd.com/1114/

Joe Dirt's meteorite turns out to be a large piece of poop, so the joke can work that a meteorite blade is actually a crappy weapon.

My first thoughts were that one xkcd comic, and the meteorite from Joe Dirt.

Hyne weighs his options.. The stores are going to close soon, so he decides to visit the black smith first to do business with him. He nods in greeting, "I don't want to take much of your time, I just want to inquire where I can buy a survival knife and a hatchet before close?" He asks thi...

Although Horace potentially has something to say about the religious connotations filling the room, he is not in that room, and concerns himself more with making sure Slickens makes it out okay and waits for him.

Normin lifts his hat, "Ah, very well so. Just a quick scribble of your name and this noise will go away soon enough, hrm?" Before handing over the guest sheet, he quickly writes under the guest panels for them to be allowed for three days.

Hyne finally has a moment alone after several days. Ever since finding that wounded soldier left to bleed, eyes have been over his shoulder and he has felt claustrophobic with the vast crowds that have surrounded him since. He rubs his hands together and breathes into his cupped hands in the chill a...

As they approach the small outpost, Hyne dismounts from the steed and allows the guard it is assigned, or belongs to, to deliver it to take it where it needs to stay for the night. He will allow the group to separate from him.

Stealth check to be left alone: 1D20+2+2 => (12 + 2 + 2) = 16

"Very well, but I am a strider, feel free to let me have the first walk before switching off."

Hyne tosses the tin and its half eaten contents into his bag and gets up, "I suppose that means we're getting a move on."

How confusing, the table on adventuring gear features more items than listed on the goods and services page. I knew some items were missing! a winter blanket and a silk rope wrapped around a backpack with a spade pulled through a knot containing: Block and tackle Sack Crowbar Fish hook Flint and Ste...

After swallowing some of the dried food, he asks, "Then the crown is gone for certain?"