Slime Salad

Anyone who wants to talk about something else is welcome to. I've tried 3 times to name our official #SlimeSalad Summer Jam and no ones' even tried to argue it. IT's damn near Fall too!

"Not good, not good! Is he runnin' or setting me up? Damnit all, he's tricky! He oughta be leaving a trail of blood or something.. Damnit, Jehan! You're not going to see tomorrow!" If there is a trail of blood, I'll try to stay quiet and hidden and follow it. And if there's not, I'll stay...

Harvey cackles at his success! "Shot like that's worth the wait.. Why have I never learned to paint?" he wonders to himself... "And how's he still breathing?! Fight's not over... lose him in the woods and make it a matchin set..." He puts his fingers to his temples and regains h...

"Ho ho ho, it's gettin good now! This is the chance! He's there, you're here.. the lighting's right.. let's make this one something special." Harvey's thought about it long and hard, and he knows exactly where he wants to put the arrow. He closes the range, draws back his bow, peeks aroun...

Then I'll speak Infernal. Lawful sounds more suitable for "Go hurt that guy" kinda deals anyway

If you can think of a better language that might get used in evil business dealings I'd do that instead

This Psionic Focus stuff is the reason I never play spellcasters. I feel like I gotta write down all the DCs and conditions, and then I'm afraid people'll think I'm playing Lawyers and Legalities, and the whole thing makes me terribly terribly insecure. EDIT: Speaking of Lawyers and Legalities, I fo...

"So they can fly, huh? What'd that damned Jehan do to tip 'em off? What's he waiting for?! I could've killed all of 'em 3 times by now! He'll know they're onto him too.. and he might finally start watchin his slime. Time to be careful, Harvey boy." Bilchik takes time to steady his breathi...

H.P. Bilchik has seen a lot of slime, but the monster just summoned takes the cake. "Ain't got parts like anything regular.. how're ya supposed to try an' hurt somethin like that?" he wonders quietly to himself, counting the various parts that can still be identified as mule-like in origi...

That's my plan, soon as Spoony says its okay.

I'm not sure about the Rogue/Psychic Warrior progression. I think part of multiclassing is that you just add the two together, as kind of a punishment and to balance out that your saves can be a little better. And it's weird, but the part of UHF I remember more than any other is when the guy's wife ...

There we go, H.P. Bilchik, Hunter of Men and Psychic Sniper to the Stars! I didn't describe him physically but I'm tired as hell.