Slime Salad

Harvey ignores the tactical advice and sticks near the front to keep an eye open for pitfalls, snares, evil magic buttons and any other trickeration this place might have ready. Gotta imagine the guys who built it are more devious than that old furrier.. and he was pretty devious. "If I say ST...

Harvey wonders to Kalar, the resident death and undeath expert, at the sudden demise of all the wounded victims.. "Should we worry about that?" he says, nodding to the assortment of death rattles and last gasps. "And what about the uhh..." he stumbles for the word and pantomimes...

Yes! Hahahaha! Yesssssssss! We must make this happen. Rob can cast glibness again, and tell the forces of evil a FAKE secret ot break the curse.. one that will prove fatal unto them!

Harvey wipes the sweat off his forehead.. it's getting hard to focus.. he glares at Lynda for her childish view of the situation. "Here's what now... he's dead and his soul is heading off to whatever dark hole souls like his go to. I wouldn't usually spill any tears over that, but there's some...

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Awesome and glad to have helped! I guess it makes up for me not doing anything on that Bad Santa thing you and Hawk and did.

kylekrack wrote:I moved into my dorm for what will be my first term of big scary college.

I don't know what a big scary does, but I'm sure you'll be the best of 'em.

I'll be making a Review Picker for those of us dumb enough to enter, but not for a few days.

I protest! This is a brand new year and we shouldn't junk it up with a bunch of talk about last year. I say we start living in the present! And wtf does: By entering this contest you are authorizing the republishing of your submitted reviews in compilation format. They will not be charged for. That'...

MSW, how did I forget that scene on Hoth with the lightsaber? That was the best! Who the heck even puts that into their movie, it's so bizarre. Speaking of Qui Gonn though.. If there is going to be a "No.... X is your father!" scene in Episode 8, I'm betting now that it revolves around Qui...

I forget if I've said it already in this thread, but I don't think the prequels are bad movies.. they're just not what I expected from Star Wars movies. The pod racing scene was ridiculously out of place compared to Yavin, Hoth and Endor but on its own had a lot of cool stuff going for it. I'm a suc...

MSW: I agree 100% that there should be a sense of magic to the force. My least favorite part of the video games was how they tried to turn everything into a spell: That bit where Vader throws his lightsaber at Luke went from "Vader just used the force to throw his lightsaber at Luke!" into...