Slime Salad

I'm wondering how Kalar's liching worked. I thought a big part of being a lich involved preparing your phylacterys and taking lots of precautions. Seems weird to give that choice to someone else. What if his phylactery is like, a ham sandwich?

"You can always come with me... us!" Voulton hastily corrects, looking at the strange little archer. "Be nice to have someone who won't skin me in my sleep." Harvey doesn't look offended. It's a fair cop. "Plenty of nobility to get mixed up with. More money than they know w...

"What?! Are we wishing? Did I miss my chance again?! Please tell me we're not going back to that library AGAIN..." Voulton hasn't even been alive for a minute and he's got something to complain about. "Hey woodsman, heads up!" Galse shouts, tossing the wooden nickel back to the ...

Galse bows his head. "Your majesty, in our career as travelling adventurers, we've tried the patience of many important men. I hope you won't be angry to be part of their merry company but... I have a question, if you would indulge. What's to become of your Kingdom? It's a nice place and I'd h...

Hopefully before he does that, Harvey shows the scroll to Kalar. "Who do you suppose The True King is? Has he been playing us?" Harvey also swaps his counterfeit Clover insignia for the real deal, again, hopefully before the fiend wakes up. Galse shrugs and tries something silly. "AL...

Dan... that's a good point. While still rifling through Azedarc's belongings, Harvey turns to the invisible singing. Coming from about where I was knocked out.. must've been who saved me. Better be nice to the guy... "Rob uhh.. your dad might have something on him with regards to breaking the ...

Galse sighs and rubs his head. "I don't know. I wasn't her babysitter. Tammy noticed she was missing and got all bent out of shape about it, right before things got weird. About the time I was really running the place, everyone else reset.. like the last few months had never happened. Took me ...

With the battle over, Harvey drinks two or three of his potions of Cure Serious Wounds and offers the remainder to anyone hurt enough to need it. While rooting through his sack, he nods towards the six potions of Resist Fire. "Looks like we're gonna be needing them sooner rather than later.&qu...

Kalar is pretty certain it didn't cast any spells, or use an abilities, items or much of anything in the instant it vaporized. The fight is basically over. That's why I stopped posting the battle grid. Also, another bit of a spoiler to things that seem up int he air. Voulton's ring is a ring of tro...

"It's gotta be a trick." Harvey announces, searching the room carefully for any signs of deception while shooting at any surviving kythons. "He's right." agrees Galse. "Nobody touch that sword. If we have to move it, use a potholder or something." The tough guy scratch...

Galse grimly completes his relay, hiding his utter shock at the death of his old friend Tammytharn and brave comrade Voulton. "Forget about it. We're all dead if *HE* doesn't die." he advises the big scary lizard lady and adds "Aim carefully." hopefully without reminding her too...

Not sure if it'll do anything or not, the half-giant throws a few cold... wood axes at the avatar. At the very least it'll annoy him and maybe keep Voulton away from any more of that stingy acid. Galse sees Rachelle's plan and fetches the last crystal. It'll be a bit before he can get it to her, bu...

Oh don't worry Spoony, I got no hard feelings. The fact that he's a lumberjack and now all his stuff is made of wood is one of those wonderful D&D shenanigans. If spellcasters stuff is more resistant to spells than non-spellcasters, it was just going to give me another chapter in my "Why sp...

"God damnit..." Galse mutters, noticing Voulton's predicament. "Somethin' just happened to Voulton's weapons and armor, boss. Doesn't look good." he reports to the giant lizard lady beside him. "I don't get it... where's the coffin? Where's the dead King and the mirror and ...

Jesus Christ, that's a hell of a spell. I don't understand one thing in the spell description: A magic object made of metal effectively has spell resistance equal to 20 + its caster level against this spell. Does that mean that if I were a spellcaster, my metal equipment would have higher resistance...