Slime Salad

Gizmog

Zoogy stifles a giggle at Czolgosziel's blusterous lead and ensuing good luck from her position behind and slightly above the party. Not wanting to lose her story's comic relief, she decides to keep an eye out and warn anyone of any traps she sees . She starts to move forward to examine the trap, bu...

Gizmog

You could probably still get away with some of that concept. Tieflings are essentially look human with just a little bit of demon peeking through, right? For most humanoid foes maybe you could get away with looking like their evil twin or something. Might work if they don't look too close and would ...

Gizmog

Ridiculous? More like outstanding! They won't know what hit 'em! They might even blame the kobolds for the whole thing! While they're running around through the dark trying to figure out why the floor's falling out from under them, we'll be free to do whatever we'd like! What a great team! Between ...

Gizmog

Too much thinking, not enough talking. Zoogy chimes in again. The more I think about these kobolds, the better I feel about them. Those poor little fellows, trapped under a tyrant's lair. It's only natural that they would want to rise up against their oppressor and take what's rightfully theirs. It ...

Gizmog

Well, Lyre of Building is kind of goofily worded. ... Once a week its strings can be strummed so as to produce chords that magically construct buildings, mines, tunnels, ditches, or whatever . The effect produced in but 30 minutes of playing is equal to the work of 100 humans laboring for three days...

Gizmog

I'm thinking our best bet is probably going to be the kobold tunnel and as much lyre of building megaslime as our wonderful DM will let us get away with. We've got pretty good bluff checks across the board, so assuming we can't just sinkhole the damn thing we could maybe convince the kobolds that Lo...

Gizmog

Zoogy is annoyed that this sinister looking fellow didn't share his name and hopes his sinister looking mother sews it into his laundry. One more thing to check when no one's looking... How in the world would you do that? Are you secretly some kind of mole or burrowing owl? And even if you can do it...

Gizmog

I didn't mean distasteful THAT way, I meant it more like... the Bloods would lose cred if they asked the Crips for a favor, even if it was to their mutual benefit. I also assumed that we were all Bloods and that like, the Crips and Saints and Grove Families hadn't tried anything yet. Do we know if t...

Gizmog

Spittle wrote: Man down! We're gonna need one of those potions over here!

yells Spittle, silently blaming himself and hoping no one else will

Gizmog

That's a good point, Dhiraj (how do you spell that? Like Mirage? No? we'll talk about it later..) . We should also consider that the other gangs might have an interest in maintaining the status quo. They might also be able to provide assistance, though asking could prove distasteful.

Gizmog

Yeah, I wasn't quite sure about it either. I guess it's kinda like a bandaid, do you take it off slow or quick? That said, 1d6 damage an hour is kind of steep. Really hard to get up to that sweet 10d6 weekly damage bonus at 24d6 damage a day.

Gizmog

I only ask 'cause I was going over all the things I coulda been but wasn't last night, and Ghoul/Ghast was on his list of possibilities. Also listed was Magmin which could've been kind of crazy, lighting everything and everyone on fire. Hell, even the ol' Troglodyte barbarian doesn't seem so nuts ne...

Gizmog

Out of curiosity, how would it have worked if one of us had decided to be an undead character? Ghouls, for instance, don't have a constitution score which could've made point-buy kind of goofy, not to even mention stuff like Turning or Controlling undead. Might've been fun!

Gizmog

Spittle shrugs his shoulders, rubs his hands together, and tries to get a good hold on the glove before jerkin that sucker off of there.

Gizmog

Spittle looks skeptically at Tim-Tim's hand, and even more skeptically at the thought of fighting a vampire.

If you're sure this is what you want, we can try it.

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