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by Gizmog
Sat Mar 14, 2015 12:03 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

REGENERATE?! "AWWW, HELL NO!" Voulton keeps chopping at any bits big enough to worry about! "BURN IT! THROW SOMETHING SILVER ON IT! BURY IT DEEP!" his brain shouting possible solutions while his arms keep swinging [/i]
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

MARCHING ORDERS: If Voulton does enough damage to make his Greater Cleave feat relevant he'll turn his attention to the name stealing scumsucker. Assuming Namphoodle's mouth is still tied shut, and assuming he doesn't show any signs of aggression towards the party after the violent demise of his two...
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

Too far. Yep, they took it too far. Without a word, without a thought, and hopefully without a sound while they're distracted with their laughter, Voulton decides to put his axe clean through the woman. That might shock the others long enough to get in a few cheap shots. He'll be sure to give that ...
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 7:04 pm
Forum: Game Discussion
Topic: The 2014 In Review Contest [Reviews: 97]
Replies: 211
Views: 65325

SDHawk wrote:The contest technically closes today, but I won't be shutting the thread down and posting the post-contest thread until some unspecified time on Sunday for people in fruity time zones.
That means you, Ralphie!
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

Voulton can't help but wake up at the disturbance. Once he's ascertained that nobody's ready to die tonight, he goes back to bed. He smugly notes to himself that no one has bothered him. This is why you sleep with an axe. This is why you threaten everybody.
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:23 am
Forum: Game Discussion
Topic: Hans Stinkman 2015 Voting Thread NOW WITH RESULTS
Replies: 36
Views: 10496

I haven't had time to play anything except the Noodle Within, but I plan to this weekend. I mainly just wanted to say I am still working on Crusty, adding in an actual ending, powerups, difficulty, etc. If all goes well, I might turn it into a full-fledged adventure someday, with sidescrolling, shi...
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:21 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Castle Clover: METACHAT
Replies: 869
Views: 6906

Spoonweaver wrote:Sasha looks disappointed. "Whatever. I'll be able to smell anything that gets near me from a mile away, even if I was sleeping." She gets up, still nude, and walks over towards Lynda. She accidentally wakes Lynda up while she lays next to her.
"accidentally"
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:22 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

That's good with Voulton. Unsure of what else to do and a little weirded out by Namphoodle, he'll pass the night (If they live that long) by telling him about home, the queen and her men that forced him into the castle, the terror that quickly befell their "party" (Press gang being the be...
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

"I sleep with my axe and I don't like surprises." declares Voulton with as much menace as he can muster while he clears an area to sleep. "Obviously we'll need a lookout for any danger (from within or without). Preferably more than one and preferably people who can keep their hands o...
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:02 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

Voulton accepts the potion and will indeed drink it if things turn ugly. Hopefully it's not poison. He absentmindedly snaps into another slim jim as they walk. For now he won't attack, but he worries about nightfall and wonders how to protect his decency. This werewolf chick is hot, no doubt, but s...
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

Voulton is staying as far back of the werewolves as possible. He doesn't like this slime at all. Doubly so since the one has taken forms. What would the Forest Rangers think if they walked by right now? No, this has clearly gone too far. Too far. The only thing stopping him from immediately leaping...
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:04 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Castle Clover: METACHAT
Replies: 869
Views: 6906

sorry, no words today. Just picture.
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:16 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

Voulton, or perhaps Coulton now, recognizes the fragile nature of these negotiations (and really doesn't want to accidentally get turned into a wolf-man-giant if this goes bad) but is too curious to resist. Leaning in to whisper to the others he asks "..why are we okay with him being a werewol...
by Gizmog
Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:04 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

Voulton is NOT Happy that this man is trying to steal his name."My name's... Coulton. I'm already half-monster. Doesn't seem like being a werewolf would leave any room left for me, would it?" He's not sure what the deal is with the lady, but even in Lumberjack Land they know better than t...
by Gizmog
Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Castle Amber: A D&D Adventure
Replies: 4322
Views: 335046

Voulton brandishes his axe more threateningly now. "YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION, FRIEND! I DEMAND TO KNOW YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT APPLES!"