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"The sword tells me something evil is lurking in the children's cart! It doesn't specify whether it's one of them or some unseen menace!" He gives the sword to Rachelle, reminding her what the book had said about it: "The sword was created to destroy undead. The book said that it cou...

AT LAST RUIN IS AT HAND! Voulton Jr., son of the great Manticore killing giant Voulton Sr., snatches the now discarded amulet, dons it quickly, and smashes Tammytharn's potion over Lynda's head. Only the werechildren knew, and to them none would listen! There is no place in the new world for pacifi...

It's starting to dawn on Voulton that he's stuck with this sword. Probably a good idea to practice a little with it first, before getting into trouble. He isn't totally unprepared for this, the books in the library were quite informative. He attempts to detect unseen foes or evil intent. Assuming h...

"Get naked." Voulton suggests out of nowhere... and then realizes that sounds kinda bad. "Take off all your stuff and then put it back on one piece at a time. When you put on something that makes you all ghosty, take it off!" He's not very happy to find out that a werewolf escap...

That's a question that takes Voulton time to answer. Back home, he knew many professed worshippers of a variety of Gods. Some revered Gods of the forest and they were damned hippies. A forest is what you make of it! Some admired Gods of work ethic and fortitude. Good virtues, but virtues of MEN, no...

"We should head to the city. They've had more time and more manpower to scout than we do, and we have no idea what we're risking by splitting up. After we get to the city and orchestrate with them, we'll know what we're getting into." And just in case he somehow still has it, Voulton offe...

Senester's Sap of the Enlightened Witness This enchanted blackjack seems to be a normal masterwork weapon of its type until wielded by a person of non-lawful character. Only then is its true nature revealed. In addition to it's enchantment, anyone rendered unconcious by such a weapon may be affecte...

Rapier of Cowardly Splattering (+2) Exactly the same as the above, but the Color Spray only activates on a miss, not on a hit (I have no idea how that would affect the price) I don't either, but I got a great accessory to go with it: Blindfold Flexible piece of cloth that covers the wearers eyes, b...