Slime Salad

Play OHR classic Orange Monday.

Jennifer Lawrence rules, she's great in Hunger Games 1 and 2, Silver Linings, Winter's Bone, American Hustle, and First Class. Not so strong in Days of Future Past but I'm pretty sure that's the writing and not the acting. The quick cuts are used well during the opening massacre of the first movie's...

Yeah, that's the main problem; the things we see in the film are despicable and gross in a way that's intentional and satirical, but not in a way that's compelling as a whole. It's a handful of ridiculous and weird scenes that are worth looking at on their own, but the whole is way, way less than th...

I have no idea if anyone anywhere wants to read nearly 4000 words about Transformers 4, but here we are, this took me forever to write. This is the longest film piece I've written, somehow. Transformers: Age of Extinction http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zEcFhWWIjKA/U8YLpdh7s7I/AAAAAAAADdQ/1xJyO7lj4UY/s160...

The flagpole chase was pretty good just because it was so weird and out of nowhere, but I really don't like the ones that are only completable by picking up all the clocks along the way. For characters: Anyone but Mario's good. I usually just pick random, but Peach has been my pick for going back to...

Finally, the sequel to Mario Bros 2 I've been waiting for.

Super Mario 3D World

The collective noun for a group of clowns is "pantload." A Pantload of Clowns.

New version of 2013's Game of the Year. This time it's on nearly every platform so pick it up or you're a chump.

Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition

If the joke is "I want people to see my posts that no longer make any sense" you can just write nonsense without even waiting for a spambot to get through! I recommend bumping old threads with "gooble gooble."

Stop replying to spambots. President Mogri deletes their posts and then you end up looking the clown. Thanks for reading, Borr

Actually kept my word and wrote all three Wii U articles this week. Game's the best, even if battle mode is terrible now.

Mario Kart 8

No multiplayer but it's great for just passing the controller around after each game since they're so short

This game's ideas are the best, but some of the games included are the worst. Overall rules, but man NES Golf stinks.

NES Remix

Four lines of OHR text is maybe two complete sentences, most people don't have that kind of attention problem. People stop caring if the writing's bad, not if it's longer than a belch.

My RPG Pet Peeve is terrible writing by the way.