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Kalar takes out his holy symbol and begins strengthening himself and his allies, getting ready for whatever is coming. He then imbues five of the zombunnies with extra negative energy and sends them forward to stand alone in front of the large door. He takes all of the goats He orders all of the Ji...

"As ready as we're going to get." He then says to the soldiers: "If you're going to fight, keep well away from the carnexes. They won't harm you, but if you're too close to them you might be affected by their aura. That aura will work to lower the defenses of our foes, but if you're ...

Kalar's Buffed Stats HP: 185 AC: 30 (35 with Combat Expertise) Saves Fort: +23 Ref: +14 Wil: +25 With additional +2 against all spells and spell like abilities cast be evil creatures Attack: +19/+15/+10 (+14/+10/+5 with Combat Expertise) Damage: 1d8+4 19-20/×2 Immunities: Death spells, death effect...

Kalar notices the unease, and says to the room, "If you fear that I am going to attempt something terrible, then I give you my word that I will make no hostile actions towards your lives until this curse is broken and a month after that. I will do all I can to protect you, and will do my utmos...

Hmm, I wonder if I could surreptitiously infect any of the soldiers or the paladins, so that if it looks like they're about to go down in battle, I could explode them and damage the bad guys in the process... Alternatively, if any go down, that's a bunch of skellies that could be created.

In the night, just after midnight and before meeting with everyone else, Kalar heads as far out from the town as possible. There, under the moon, he kills all of the mules he purchased. Taking the iron bands he bought, he fuses them to the remains of the mules, creating three more beings identical ...

Righto, then this? Skull of Eruption This item is a small sparrow's skull etched with various divine symbols. Although fragile-looking, it cannot be broken by normal means. When held in one's hand though, and the proper words are said, the skull can then be crushed in a clenched fist. Upon doing so,...

If custom items are allowed, is this ok? Skull of Eruption This item is a small sparrow's skull etched with various divine symbols. Although fragile-looking, it cannot be broken by normal means. When a character of evil alignment holds it in his/her hand though, and says the proper words, the skull ...

Righto. And rabbits would be priced about the same as chickens, I'm guessing?

Once he is done shopping, Kalar will lead his animals away, keeping them all tethered together and tied to Jim. He will then work on his tower shield, inscribing it with a powerful divine symbol of fear. Once done, he will purchase a cloth to drape over it and keep it hidden. He also takes his wand...

There's Shield of Faith, grants a deflection bonus.

Interesting. Kalar places his wooden mask back on again, and draws his hood over his new horns. He then heads out to supply himself with everything that he might need. Before they head out though, Kalar will make sure to ask Dan a few questions: What sort of creatures were encountered in the tomb t...

Oh, and how many chickens/rabbits/or goats can Kalar buy at the town? Alternatively, if it's a decent-sized town, it would have a rat-catchers. How many live rats could Kalar buy?

Incidentally, if anyone has any gold left, I'd appreciate 500 gp so that Kalar can cast this.