Slime Salad

I think the only time you'd wear one pinned to your shirt would be for some event or something. Or if you're just feeling silly that day. Or perhaps some strange combination of both.

Crap on a biscuit! Kalar orders all of his undead to swarm in and surround the worm, pummeling, stabbing, clawing, everything-ing it to death. He heads for Francis, and spontaneously converts his Command spell to an Inflict spell, healing the skeleton up so that it can fight on. No sense in losing ...

I used to have a bunch all over my bag back in the day. Yeah, I was kinda a dweeb. Prolly still am, heh.

Kalar is cautious, he's heard about dragons and how they like to sleep on piles of gold. The room is far too small for a dragon, he supposes, but that doesn't mean there's nothing there. Considering how every other room here has had some sort of threat or the other, it only stands to reason that th...

As soon as John returns with the crude warforged weapons, Kalar distributes them. Madeline the skeleton receives the spear while Painter and Skully both receive swords. His minions armed and ready, Kalar starts to head back to the rest of the party. Then he stops for a moment and thinks. Lynda ment...

"After Kalar controls two of the skeletons, he finds himself unable to control a third." Are those skeletons really that powerful? The number of HD that are brought under control using Animate Dead is separate from the number of HD gotten through Rebuking. It's 4 HD per caster level with A...

"Very well, you have yourself a deal, my friend." Kalar takes the list and leaves the room. Along the way, he spots Madeline's body. He considers this, and has John drag the body along as they head for the rest of the party. Once in the alchemical lab, Kalar looks around, he'd much rather...

"You have my gratitude." Kalar is very pleased with this loot. He puts on the gauntlet and uses it to store the jeweled dagger, ready to spring to his hand and be thrown. The bracelet he places on John's wrist, hoping it will improve the ghoul's abilities some. The potions go into his pot...

"Greetings, Charles, I hope you're well." Kalar says as he enters the room alongside his two new ghoul friends. "I have some good news for you. We were able to find the Gate of Silver Keys. Unfortunately though, we only have two keys with us, and we're currently stumped as to how to ...

"Blast it..." He turns to the others and says, "Lads, looks like the way back to Charles is sealed off. Did any of you notice it closing?" He thinks about the problem for a second, then asks the ghouls, "Are either of you strong enough to shift that trap door? Or if not, do...