Slime Salad

>>Pour Water On Squirtle You pour the water on Squirtle. He really likes it! You're now his friend. >>Crumble Plastic Bottle & Insert Into Keyhole #2 You flatten the bottle and insert it into the keyhole. The bottle gets intaken, crunching noises, and a plastic card comes out. >>Write "How ...

of act one. Now, in act two,

Obama, who was currently headed to

destroy the bat cave by

@Twin: Nice retro graphics!

Doesn't help improve my sudden impulsive desire to make an NES style game.

>>Lick Red Herring

You lick the fish. It tastes like fish and distractions.

>>Attach Valve To Box

You try, but it fails.

>>Pull Cord

FSSSSSSSSSSST!
The raft is inflated. It could probably fit everyone in the room!

>>Examine Inflatable Raft

It's a yellow inflatable raft, which is currently stuffed in a cube with a pull cord to inflate it.

>>Attach Pipe To Box

You try, but it doesn't work.

>>Attach Valve To Pipe

You successfully attach the valve to the pipe.

>>Examine Camera

It's a pretty old camera that takes a photo then prints it out...it doesn't seem to be working though.

>>Wake Up, Then Go Back To Sleep Mumbling "Who's a pirate?"

Done.

>>Cackle Insanely

You've officially lost your mind.

>>Pour Water Onto Box

The water pours over the box and idly flows off. The box isn't thirsty anymore.

>>Use Hair Clip To Try And Pick Lock On Keyhole #1

It doesn't work.

>>Mug James

You guys are really violent huh? You mug James and take all his precious keys and herring.

>>Cackle

YOU'RE INSANEEEEE

>>Stand In Room Unaware Of Mugging

Oh, I forgot your inventory.

>A Gold Key
>A Brass Key
>A Silver Key
>A Red Herring