Slime Salad

I believe I am now mostly caught up on editing <a href="http://rpg.hamsterrepublic.com/ohrrpgce/User:Bob_the_Hamster/HeartBugs_2012">the requests page</a>. I am also waaaay behind schedule on working on actually implementing requests, and I must sadly admit that I have barely touched Wande...

I admit I also jumped to the conclusion that 0ion9's first post was a spam until I saw the nohrio link in the signature.

That "Posts: 1" is a dreadfully powerful spam-flag in the minds of forum users :)

Looking at the architecture, Beardthar says: These doors are to keep people in , not keep them out. I think these are old priest quarters converted into Jail cells. Beardthar realizes that if any of the newcomers explained why they are here, he missed it. he also realizes they other have no idea why...

Hahaha! That Centaur is the best!

Beardthar wrote:Lets go this way!

Beardthar starts up the stairs and hopes the others will follow.

Kolobor Ulpoh the Human Werebear Wizard - Kolobor is a drunken wizard. Always a large giant of a man (partially due to being a were-bear) he has always been looked at strangely when studying books. Despite this, he became a learned conjurer and enchanter. Recently though, his problems with drinking...

Ehaism the Barbarian explains to Zoogy the Elusive about their previous adventures, over a pitcher of rum punch. The entire time, Ehaism is convinced that he is talking to a hallucination So... so.. thish is how it happened, little bug... me and Vire an... and shomeother guys I think, we were gonna ...

@Bob the Hamster: I can't remember if I said you gained level dependent feats and ability scores on your class level or your base level. So, you can just go ahead and use your base level, meaning 8, and go ahead and gain an ability score point. Also, if you'd like to count up your feats, (you shoul...

Haha, yeah, The Scorpionkind might be overpowered for level 8, Spoonweaver would know for sure.

I'm not sure it is even possible to play as an Ettin.

How about a <a href="http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/minotaur.htm">Minotaur</a> Rogue? That evokes a Bull-in-the-china-shop feeling which might be amusing :) Maybe a <a href="http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/scorpionFolk.htm">Scorpionfolk</a>? Maybe the left half of an <a hr...

Beardthar notices the dwarf approaching down the corridor behind the Gnoll.

After the awkward attempt to communicate with the Gnoll, Beardthar is relieved to have someone he can greet in traditional dwarf manner;

Beardthar wrote:Low tidings, friend! May you be forever short! Of which land's dirt do I smell?

Beardthar notes that the Gnoll has not reacted yet. He hopes that he said the right thing. Gnollish has so many subtly similar vowels, he hopes he didn't say something rude by accident, but he takes as a good sign the fact that the Gnoll has not smashed him... yet. A strangely garbed peasant girl ha...

Cool! Now Ehaism is a SpoonDragon Totem Barbarian! I updated my sheet with the 6 for BAB. Do I need to write anything on the sheet for the +1 for the second attack? What is the difference between "Base" and "Ability Mod" for the Fort/Reflex/Will saves? Your class determines your...

I'm not sure where the flask came from, but the "flat glass box" is an Iphone. You can sell it to the old man for an additional 1000 gold, or keep it, though it's little more use to you then a poor light source, despite your best tries. (It's locked) The battery will die on it in a matter...

I think Beardthar's action is still apropriate even though the battle has ended.